Forum Overview :: Rants :: Understand that you've never fucked somebody. You've only BEEN fucked.

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="up with pod people"] here are things that should be choreographed: <ul><li>train schedules</li><li>ballet recitals</li><li>matriculations</li></ul> note that sex is not on the list. you are spending so much time on your pre-emptive defense and Five Precise Positions that you miss the entire point of sex: everybody has a good time. you should be having so much fun you don't notice what goddamn time it is. <i>and yet I cannot even argue with this course of action because with you bad sex is a virtual guarantee.</i>[/quote] I go into a fuck with a game plan but I'm not forcing it on anyone or following it to the letter. I'm prepared. Guys fuck; girls get fucked. We're in the driver's seat and that responsibility requires a bit of preparation whether you realize it or not. If she, AS A PASSENGER, has any better ideas, I'm open to them, but guess what? 90% of girls don't have a fucking clue. Whores included. You included. You tweedle your cunt and think you know what's up but you don't know shit. The best men can hope for is for women to provide honest real time pleasure level feedback, but apparently American bitches don't even have the decency to communicate when a fuck isn't working out. You'd rather write it off with a fake orgasm and move on to the next guy. Disgusting. And you, who as a girl, can never fuck anyone, come in here and criticize the way I fuck based on my fuck length and my occasional desire for a girl to be motionless? Your best advice as an armchair critic is, "Let things come natuarally and don't fuck her for too long." Bitch, that's the first thing anyone learns. I don't appreciate you taking me back to square one and pretending I've somehow missed those fundamentals. I've built on those fundamentals. I've created a system of sex that isn't fantastic, but is rock solid. I'm totally comfortable with it and it gets girls off 90% of time. If it sounds overly mechanical to you, that's only because you have no fucking idea of the mechanics involved. You misrepresent me to a group of bitches who quote Sex and the City a dozen times and then act like that's supposed to be a slap in my face. I've fucked girls of all colours, races, sizes, and sanities all over the world and I will fuck plenty more. You've been fucked by a score of Americans you admit to deceiving. Leave the fuck planning to me and lie back and practice your groaning. [quote name="up with pod people"] you are so out of your little-league here it's a little hard to see where to start. a woman stupid enough to fuck you more than once will try multiple tactics: she will try suggestions, she will try faking to bolster that frightfully obvious insecurity of yours, she will try faking to MAKE IT STOP, she will try bitching.[/quote] Girls tell me outright if it's not working, and if they're not comfortable enough to be honest freely, I bait it out of them by bringing up the subject and insulting them. I show a normal level of insecurity about my fucks. I take comfort in past successes, the size of my dick, and my ability to cum on demand.[/quote]