Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="You're full of shit again!"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I don't like anyone touching my asshole. It's hairy and I'm ashamed of it. Thanks for sharing your fantasy, though.[/quote] So when the landlord gently and lovingly caressed your penis, what was he pushing up against? The small of your back (you told yourself, hopefully)? Whores know all sorts of tricks to get guys to come instantly. Ball squeezing and asshole fingering are Whore 101. I have a strong suspicion neither was required with you (and you dare call Chinese girls "frightened"). All these other cunts are making fun of you for your boring sex, but I know the truth. You're fucking ashamed there's nothing you've done in your whole life you can be proud of. Not one thing! You brag about making your wanks last a long time. I did the same thing. So did every guy. Who wants a wank to be over quickly? The imaginary people in your head who you assume you're better than? The whole point of a wank is to indulge yourself in pleasure as much as possible. It's not training for an eventual fuck because no fuck involves lying face-down on a pillow or rubbing yourself raw (no lotion!) or "taking a break" while you fast forward or rewind. I believe you've fucked so I'm not going to pretend to lecture you further on the difference, but that just makes this whole thing even more of a joke. You know you're full of shit, everyone knows you're full of shit, yet you keep on bleating about the "bargain" fuck you've become. It's sad! Stop it.[/quote]