Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Re: Solution: hire a male maid, oops that won't work

[quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Quétinbec"]No surprises there, but I'll ask what we're all thinking: does your wife know you wank to the nanny? Because secrets like those grow darker by the day. The seeds of INC's infidelity sprout into a handful of tissues.[/quote] Shockingly, I'm sure she's aware. We don't talk about my wanks a lot, though. I also don't cry much these days ("these days" = all the days since I turned five), so there's a lot of life I'm living incorrectly, I'm sure. [quote name="Quétinbec"]I say you couldn't fuck the nanny[/quote] Ooooh, that does it! I'm gonna fuck her just to show you I can! Hang on, let me show her how to use IM so she can tell me about God and how I'm evil or whatever the fuck your horrible girlfriend blathers on about, before finally agreeing to fuck me after nonstop begging and finally flying back to her country to show her just how desperate and horny I am and how debased and worthless I think she is. This is gonna be great! Finally, a real relationship. [quote name="Quétinbec"]but even if you could, you wouldn't yet, so you do the next best thing which is play up her hotness and make a song and dance about your "restraint" in not fucking her. How would a guy who's afraid to watch a whore documentary in front of his wife get away with hiring a "hot" nanny? Maybe she's hot relative to your wife, but that's a fucked baseline.[/quote] Maybe! But what if she really is hot? Can you afford to take that gamble? Have you ever fucked a hot chick, Quentinbec? Don't lie about Irene, please. Love may be obscuring your vision but the rest of us who don't love diseased morons aren't wanking to her pics. Although I have to admit during one session I thought of some broken down piece of shit car with "I fucked your sister" spray-painted on the hood and it didn't prevent me from finishing. I'm fully aware you're now going to think of me thinking of that during wank #4 tomorrow, but it's the price I'm willing to pay. [quote name="Quétinbec"]The only reason I'm able to say the fuck of my future maid would be a sure thing is because we'd be living alone together in a crazy country and she almost certainly couldn't find anyone better than me and I'd order her to watch movies with me and I'd do the dishes <i>with</i> her. I would blur the lines. None of those things apply to you and your maid. My fuck is a sure thing; your fuck is a secret wank fantasy.[/quote] To put things in your terms: I'd rather have the fantasy of a fuck with a hot woman than the reality of fucking a Filipino (!!) in Bahrain after months of solitude and, let's face it, a shitload of crying.[/quote]