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India Part 2
[quote name="QuĂ©tinbec"]<a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2489-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2489-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2499-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2499-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> There was an island of trash in the middle of this river. A boy would row a mattress to the island and take the best of its trash. Then, he'd bring it back to some boys on the river bank who'd argue and fight over it. Whenever I saw shit like this, I had such an urge to walk over and say, "Hey boys, can you believe it? This is 10 US dollars. Maybe in a few years time you'll be able to get your hands one of these motherfuckers. As for me, I've got 170 of those badboys back home, so I'm not the kind of guy you want to be fucking with. Now, get the fuck out of my way and maybe there'll be a chocolate bar wrapper in it for you." I never did, though. I'd just turn my nose up at them. <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3158-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3158-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Indians think swimming is dangerous because they can't swim and, to make it more difficult for themselves, they get dressed up like they're going to a job interview when they enter the water. Men wear shirts, dress pants, and a belt. Women wear a full sari. They think western style swimwear is rapeworthy. If you're a western girl swimming on an empty beach, small crowds of men will gather and stare at you. They used to do it to the gypsy when we went swimming and she thought I was a pussy for not chasing them off. They would probably rape you if they got the opportunity. The gender ratio of foreign "<i>drownings</i>" is in India is 7 women for every man. I guess white girls have a hard time swimming in all that skimpy, sexy, revealing, delicious swimwear....*rape*. <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3286-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3286-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3278-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3278-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3313-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3313-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2122-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2122-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2124-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2124-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Nuke these motherfuckers already! <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3107-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3107-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Bigger than your statue of liberty. <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3102-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3102-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2968-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2968-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3556-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3556-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The tail is the fastest moving and least predictable part of an elephant and it's as big and strong as man's arm. If you're passing one on a motor bike and the tail comes bakc at you pendulem style and you think your video game training enables you to time it right, it'll knock you enough to alter your course and fuck you up. That will teach you! <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3475-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3475-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Hitler also makes ceiling fans and door hinges."100% Quality? 100% Hitler!" <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2150-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2150-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> No one pimps a ride like an Indian pimps a ride! They live in these trucks and hand them down to their children. They're their little Millenium Falcons. <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF2724-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF2724-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3727-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3727-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> "Salad (Western Style)" <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3803-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3803-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3737-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3737-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3716-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3716-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> I was walking with a girl who'd bought some special food to offer a Hindu Idol with green LEDs for eyes at the top of a mountain, when a monkey strolled up to her like he owned the place and grabbed her bag. She tried to pull it from him but he flashed his teeth so she let it go. He didn't even run off, the little cunt! He walked away. She was looking at me to do something, but to save money, I hadn't had any vaccinations coming over so I didn't want go hand to hand with him incase I got bitten. She was fightened to go on because there were more monkeys ahead and they were making noises. I looked around for a decent stick but could only find twigs and bushes, so I took off my jacket and told her if the monkeys attacked us again, I'd whip them in the face. They didn't, but I really regret not kicking that cocky little fuck monkey as he walked away with her shit, but I was also scared his mates would swarm over me like aliens and bite my knuckles as I punched at them. <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF3070-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF3070-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF1924-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF1924-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> This was the view from my apartment. Travelling merchants would sing a song about the product they were selling to identify themselves and their product. They sang the same songs every day so they were pretty good at them. I could only understand the vegetable part of the lyrics. Most were short little ditties but there was one guy who sung the saddest song about tomatoes! It was hilarious! The stairwells weren't lit and were full of dogs so to save yourself going down, you'd lower a bucket with money in it to the merchant, like so... <a href="http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/?action=view¤t=DSCF1933-1200.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/DSCF1933-1200.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>[/quote]
