Posted on October 5, 2014, 10:31 PM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Two game-reviewing brothers, united against a common cause, review the latest from Electronic Arts. A Caltrops exclusive from Inherent Troll Field. This is a wild ride filled to bursting with language! The Cable Brothers Comments? Join us on the forum.
Posted on August 16, 2012, 11:05 PM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Seven years ago I did a thread on a different forum about what I thought the 100 best games were. It looks terribly out-dated now, and it didn’t include pinball games. That being said, I had Diablo in the top 100, but I didn’t go back and play it to confirm that information at the […]
Posted on June 4, 2012, 7:50 AM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Sometimes it’s nice to destroy every living creature in a dungeon without having to remember that the Polish octal characters on your screen translates to pink dragon. Two such games are Diablo 3 and Torchlight. Here’s what I like about these video reviews: the Cable Bruddas (twin gamers bred specifically to game and game well) […]
Posted on May 15, 2012, 8:29 AM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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The original Grand Theft Auto games had a top-down perspective that faked 3D pretty well. It wasn’t until Grand Theft Auto 3 that everyone’s world changed and parents again had to wonder if video games were going to call out a lot of their shitty parenting. But what of those two original GTA games? They […]
Posted on March 2, 2012, 8:21 AM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Jsoh and Jhoh Cable are time men, men who go through time and tell you whether or not games stand the test of time. Since this isn’t 4chan, you can see their work without it being deleted almost fucking immediately. Here’s the Caltrops Test of Time review for Super Mario 64, for the Nintendo 64. […]
Posted on October 1, 2011, 2:00 AM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Posted on September 20, 2011, 1:08 PM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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There’s no time for an opener! The Cable Brothers are going to tell you if The Legend of the Mystical Ninja is still worth playing in 2011. Comments? Join us on the forum.
Posted on August 21, 2011, 6:12 PM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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I never bought River City Ransom for the Nintendo Entertainment System because I thought it took place in Venice, and I was raised xenophobe. Hung over and barfing, I am literally the perfect target audience for the Cable Brothers, who are answering the question “Does River City Ransom pass the test of time?” Comments? Join […]
Posted on August 15, 2011, 8:40 AM, by Ice Cream Jonsey, under
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Does Deus Ex stand the test of time? It’s an honest question. Some would say “no” because they never cared for it in the first place. Others might say no just because of the dated graphics, but there’s a high definition texture pack for Deus Ex. The Cable Bruddas started a thread last summer where […]