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The Caltrops Forum- not a goatfuck?: Firefly is a new app designed to be "golden age Okcupid" - HuniePop November 17, 2024Back when you could actually set preferences, send entire message, or even fuck around with quizzes if you want. The maker visits a lot of forums and says his entire goal is to keep it cheap to run so that it doesn't turn into Matchgroup bloat.
- Mischief Maker: Shogun Showdown - Mischief Maker's Maker's Mark November 17, 2024Into the Breach meets One Finger Death Punch.
- Ron Vivichek: This was really great. Thank you. NT - Half-Life II ??? November 16, 2024
- Not One Of Us: Super Troopers - The Zionist Media Conspiracy November 16, 2024Hard to top.
- Rafiki: Half-Life 2 20th Anniversary Documentary - Half-Life II ??? November 16, 2024I was surprised by How much it seems to hold up technologically, which says a lot about HL2 and FPS games in the last 20 years. How many of the various bits of the game I had forgotten while seeing clips of it. I should go back through it sometime. Gabe scuba diving. I don't […]
- E. L. Koba: Re: Starcom: Unknown Space - Mischief Maker's Maker's Mark November 16, 2024This was great. My only complaint was that it might have been a little too easy. Or maybe I just stumbled upon an optimal ship design: cram in as many fixed guns as possible, and mount them all pointed to one side so you can circle-strafe with a broadside. Add a few other defensive weapons […]
- Mischief Maker: "Ved" is beautiful and very odd, but not at all boring! - What Are You Playing Right Now? November 15, 2024It's not the roguelite I was expecting at all. It's an intricate choose-your-own-adventure story crossed with a moderately complex blobber combat system. You play Cyrus, a half-blind college graduate who arrives at a tiny mining town being gentrified by a tech company looking for a job. But his work search is complicated by a suddenly […]
- Mysteriobama: Re: I got fucking lyme disease - Rants November 15, 2024Seriously rooting for you, stranger. Lyme disease scares the shit out of me. Perhaps spending some enjoyable hours playing VIDEO GAMES would make your convalescence more fun!
- Mischief Maker: Songs of Silence NT - Mischief Maker's Maker's Mark November 15, 2024
- Ron Vivichek: Curse you, Snoop! NT - What Are You Playing Right Now? November 15, 2024
- not a goatfuck?: Firefly is a new app designed to be "golden age Okcupid" - HuniePop November 17, 2024
Reviews in the forums
Frostpunk 2 (PC)
by pinback 9/24/2024 positive!River City Girls (PC)
by Mischief Maker 10/11/2019 positive!Dead Cells (PC)
by Rafiki 8/6/2017 positive!Nex Machina (PC)
by Mischief Maker 6/20/2017 positive!Marathon: Aleph One (PC)
by blackwater 5/16/2017 positive!NierAutomatica (PC)
by Worm 3/28/2017 positive!Starcrawlers (PC)
by Oom Shnibble 5/17/2016 positive!You Have To Win The Game (PC)
by blackwater 12/10/2016 positive!Starcrawlers (PC)
by Mischief Maker 6/22/2016 positive!Dropsy the Clown (PC)
by Rafiki 6/6/2016 positive!Fear Equation (PC)
by pinback 2/9/2016 positive!Killer is Dead (PC)
by FABIO 1/15/2015 positive!Rune Classic (PC)
by Mischief Maker 11/22/2014 negative!Broforce (PC)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/6/2014 positive!Kromaia (PC)
by Mischief Maker 10/26/2014 positive!The Uncle Who Works For Nintendo (PC)
by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014 negative!Alien: Isolation (PC)
by pinback 5/17/2014 negative!Heavy Bullets (PC)
by Hans Clastorp 5/17/2014 positive!Tower of Guns (PC)
by Mischief Maker 3/5/2014 negative!Firefall (PC)
by WITTGENSTEIN 1/11/2014 positive!Gone Home (PC)
by FABIO 12/29/2013 negative!Hammerwatch (PC)
by Mischief Maker 8/22/2013 negative!ZombiU (WiiU)
by Rafiki 2/1/2013 positive!Devil May Cry 4 (PC)
by Mischief Maker 1/23/2013 positive!La Mulana (PC)
by Lurker 58913 1/23/2013 positive!Massive Assault, Phantom Renaissance (PC)
by Mischief Maxim 1/4/2013 positive!Colossal Cave (PC)
by Tdarcos 1/4/2013 positive!Sleeping Dogs (360)
by Last 8/27/2012 positive!Shoot Many Robots (PC)
by Rafiki 5/1/2012 negative!Legend of Grimrock (PC)
by jeep & Last 4/16/2012 positive!Unstoppable Gorg (PC)
by fabio 2/11/2012 positive!The Witcher, Enhanced Edition (PC)
by Mischief Maker 2/11/2012 positive!Bastion (PC)
by mark 1/15/2012 positive!Earth Defense Force (PC)
by Lurker 56498 12/18/2011 positive!Dungeon Defenders (PC)
by Rafiki 11/1/2011 positive!From Dust (PC)
by WITTGENSTEIN 9/4/2011 negative!Tropico 4 (PC)
by WITTGENSTEIN 9/4/2011 negative!Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (Wii)
by Rafiki 7/14/2011 negative!Far Cry 2 (360)
by Jerry Whorebach 6/25/2011 negative!Trenched (PC)
by The Happiness Engine
6/24/2011 positive!Crysis 2 (PC)
by Last 6/25/2011 negative!Art School Confidential (Movie)
by FABIO 6/6/2011 positive!Pandemic (Board Game)
by Last 5/26/2011 positive!Longshot (Board Game)
by Last 5/26/2011 negative!Kitchen Nightmares UK (TV)
by Mischief Maker 4/25/2011 positive!Dragon Age 2 Demo (PC)
by Dr M Schadenfreude
Von Katze, PhDD 3/8/2011 negative!Dragon Age 2 Demo (PC)
by jeep 2/27/2011 negative!Team Fortress 2 (PC)
by Hans Clastorp 1/31/2011 positive!Liver Transplants (PC)
by laudablepuss 1/13/2011 positive!Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (PC)
by Fortinbras 11/27/2010 negative!Alpha Protocol (PC)
by Fortinbras 11/27/2010 positive!Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii)
by Rafiki 11/20/2010 positive!S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat (PC)
by Fortinbras 11/19/2010 positive!Die Hard (NES)
by Bananadine 11/5/2010 positive!Sid Meier's Civilization V (PC)
by Fortinbras 9/26/2010 positive!GET LAMP (Movie)
by Sword of Justice 8/9/2010 positive!APB (PC)
by Fussbett 7/5/2010 negative!Mario Kart vs. Speed Racer (DS)
by Mischief Maker 6/16/2010 negative!Alpha Protocol (PC)
by jeep 6/2/2010 negative!Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (360)
by Fortinbras 3/14/2010 positive!Final Fantasy XIII (360)
by Fortinbras 3/10/2010 positive!Final Fantasy XIII (360)
by Noi Dau Don 3/10/2010 pending!Paranormal Activity (Movie)
by a fairy princess 2/21/2010 positive!MadKatz Throat Communicator (Hardware)
by Jerry Whorebach 2/22/2010 positive!Star Trek Online (PC)
by Lizard_King 2/14/2010 positive!Good Hair (Movie)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 12/22/2009 positive!DJ Hero (360)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 12/15/2009 negative!Ender's Game (Book)
by FABIO 10/9/2009 negative!Transformers 2 (Movie)
by Zsenitan 7/14/2009 positive!Call of Juarez II: Bound in Blood (PC)
by Schadenfreude 7/8/2009 positive!Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 1 & 2 (PC)
by Fortinbras 7/19/2009 negative!Grand Theft Auto 4 (360)
by Lizard_King 5/28/2009 negative!Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X. (360)
by Fortinbras 5/28/2009 positive!Castlevania Judgment (Wii)
by Zsenitan 5/20/2009 positive!X3: The Reunion (PC)
by Fortinbras 5/18/2009 negative!Don't Look Back (PC)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 3/24/2009 positive!French Horror Marathon (Movies)
by Fussbett 3/13/2009 positive!The Daily Show (TV)
by Creexul 3/13/2009 negative!iPhone 3G (Phone)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 3/12/2009 positive!Breaking Bad (TV)
by Choson 3/9/2009 positive!Atlantica (PC)
by Zsenitan 2/15/2009 positive!Gran Torino (Movie, spoilers)
by Theatrix 1/10/2009 positive!Arkanoid DS (DS)
by mark 1/7/2009 negative!Silent Hill Homecoming (360)
by Schadenfreude 12/2/2008 negative!Golden Axe: Beast Rider (360)
by bombMexico 10/16/2008 negative!Sword of the Stars (PC)
by pinback 10/8/2008 negative!Deadly Rooms of Death RPG (PC)
by Worm 10/4/2008 negative!Hinterland (PC)
by Fussbett 10/3/2008 positive!Atomhex (PC)
by Mischief Maker 8/30/2008 positive!Twilight Zone (Pinball)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 8/7/2008 positive!Metal Gear Solid 4 (PS3)
by Lizard King 8/7/2008 negative!Too Human (demo) (360)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 7/20/2008 positive!Final Fantasy 8 (PS2)
by Zsenitan 7/16/2008 positive!Super Paper Mario (Wii)
by FABIO 7/9/2008 negative!ePSXe 1.7.0 (PC)
by Ray of Light 6/19/2008 positive!The World Ends with You (DS)
by Last 5/5/2008 positive!Bangai-O Spirits (DS)
by Creexul 4/8/2008 positive!Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (DS)
by Creexul 4/7/2008 negative!No More Heroes (Wii)
by Rafiki 4/4/2008 positive!The Signal (Movie)
by FABIO 2/24/2008 negative!Professor Layton and the
Curious Village (DS)
by Last 2/14/2008 positive!Undertow (XBLA)
by Jerry Whorebach 2/13/2008 negative!SMT: Persona 3 (PS2)
by Worm 12/23/2007 positive!Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (DS)
by Creexul 12/20/2007 positive!Carcassone (XBLA)
by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007 negative!Skate (360)
by Fussbett 12/16/2007 positive!Need For Speed: ProStreet (360)
by Fussbett 12/12/2007 negative!Contra IV (DS)
by Creexul 12/7/2007 negative!Final Fantasy III (DS)
by Creexul 11/22/2007 positive!Elite Beat Agents (DS)
by Creexul 11/18/2007 positive!Baldur's Gate II "Tactics" Mod (PC)
by bink 10/31/2007 negative!The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
by Last 10/17/2007 positive!Halo 3 (360)
by The Cable Bros. 10/7/2007 negative!Stranglehold (PC)
by Worm 9/16/2007 positive!BioShock (PC)
by Rafiki 8/26/2007 positive!Penumbra: Overture (PC)
by Schadenfreude 7/29/2007 positive!Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition (Wii)
by Rafiki 7/29/2007 positive!UFO: Alien Invasion (PC)
by Mischief Maker 7/29/2007 positive!The Red Star (PS2)
by Belbo Jacopo 7/18/2007 positive!Project Gotham Racing 4 (Preview) (PS3)
by Jerry Whorebach 7/5/2007 negative!LCD Topgun (PC)
by bink 6/27/2007 negative!Immortal Defense (PC)
by Mischief Maker 6/7/2007 positive!Marvel Trading Card Game (DS)
by Last 6/5/2007 positive!Future Pinball (PC)
by Fussbett 5/20/2007 positive!Adventure Pinball: Forgotten Island (PC)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 5/16/2007 negative!Freeware Strategy Lineup (PC)
by Mischief Maker 5/18/2007 positive!Parasite Eve (PS1)
by Grumah 5/6/2007 positive!Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (DS)
by Last 4/17/2007 positive!Crackdown (360)
by Entropy Stew 3/25/2007 positive!Yakuza (PS2)
by Last 3/25/2007 positive!DECKER (PC)
by Mischief Maker 3/17/2007 positive!Warning Forever (PC)
by Mischief Maker 2/26/2007 positive!Biohazard 4 (PC)
by Schadenfreude 2/21/2007 negative!Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
by Lizard King 1/29/2007 positive!Bully (PS2)
by Last 1/27/2007 positive!Project Gotham Racing 3 (360)
by Jerry Whorebach 1/12/2007 negative!Princess Diaries (Movie)
by Mischief Maker 12/26/2006 positive!Robert Canning reviewing 30 Rock (TV)
by I need clarification 12/20/2006 negative!The Fountain (Movie)
by Ray of Light 11/22/2006 positive!The Da Vinci Code (Movie)
by Jerry Whorebach 11/17/2006 negative!Discs of Tron (Arcade)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2006 positive!God Hand (PS2)
by FABIO 10/24/2006 positive!XBox Live Vision Pack (Xbox)
by forums.xbox.com 10/20/2006 negative!Oasis (PC)
by FABIO 10/5/2006 positive!Land of the Dead (Xbox)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 9/24/2006 negative!Xenosaga 3: Also Sprach Zarathustra (PS2)
by Lizard King 9/3/2006 negative!19xx: The War Against Destiny (Arcade)
by Fussbett 9/3/2006 positive!The Clown at Midnight (Movie)
by Jerry Whorebach 9/3/2006 negative!Serenity/Firefly (Movie/TV)
by Fussbett 9/2/2006 positive!99 Nights (360)
by Entropy Stew 8/27/2006 positive!Gae Bolg & The Church Of Fand: Tintagel (CD)
by Zsenicorpse 7/19/2006 positive!Fable: The Lost Chapters (Xbox)
by Fussbett 7/7/2006 positive!GP2X (System)
by Entropy Stew 6/25/2006 negative!Brataccas (Amiga)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 6/16/2006 negative!New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 5/17/2006 negative!Sin: Episode 1 (PC)
by Creexul 5/17/2006 positive!Monster Rancher (PS)
by QB 4/26/2006 positive!Sin (PC)
by Creexul 4/15/2006 negative!Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition (PS2)
by Mischief Maker 4/11/2006 positive!Trapt (PC)
by FABIO 3/13/2006 positive!Hitman 3 (PC)
by Creexul 3/13/2006 positive!X3: Reunion (PC)
by Oom Shnibble 2/7/2006 negative!Quake 4 (PC)
by Someone Vaguely
Mean 1/16/2006 negative!We Love Katamari (PS2)
by FABIO 1/4/2006 negative!Mario Kart DS (DS)
by Pompei 1/4/2006 positive!Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (PSP)
by I need clarification 1/3/2006 negative!Madden 2006 (Xbox)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/21/2005 negative!Tony Hawk's American Wasteland (360)
by athodyd 12/7/2005 positive!Soul Calibur III (PS2)
by Mischief Maker 12/2/2005 positive!King Kong (Xbox)
by athodyd 11/24/2005 positive!Patrick Stewart's Voicework
in Elite Force 2 (PS2)
by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2005 negative!Fry's (Retailer)
by Motherhead 10/12/2005 negative!Castlevania - Dawn of Sorrow (DS)
by Kabuke 10/9/2005 positive!Fable: The Lost Chapters (PC)
by Jhoh "Creexul"
Cable 10/8/2005 negative!Dragonshard (PC)
by jeep 9/26/2006 positive!Psychonauts (PS2)
by TAFKAM 9/26/2006 positive!Burnout 4: Revenge (PS2)
by Mischief Maker 9/24/2005 positive!Virtua Tennis World Tour (PSP)
by Eyo 9/7/2005 positive!Caltrops (MMORPG)
by Bill Dungsroman 8/24/2005 negative!Darkwatch (Xbox)
by The Gaijin 8/24/2005 negative!Dungeon Siege II (PC)
by TAFKAM 8/16/2005 positive!Enigma: Rising Tide (PC)
by FABIO 8/6/2005 negative!Megaphones (Protesting Dev.)
by Ray of Light 5/23/2005 positive!Laser Squad Nemesis (PC)
by The Holy Goat
of Power 5/22/2005 positive!N.A.R.C. (PS2)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 5/22/2005 negative!Total Annihilation (PC)
by FABIO 5/17/2005 negative!Evernight: Reign of Darkness (PC)
by FABIO 5/17/2005 positive!Hot Shots Golf (PSP)
by I need clarification 5/10/2005 positive!Heroes of Might and Magic 4 (PC)
by FABIO 5/8/2005 negative!American McGee's Bad Day L.A. (Preview!) (PC)
by bombMexico 4/28/2005 negative!Guild Wars (PC)
by Long, Shuddering
Spurt Over Druids 4/28/2005 positive!Crimsonland (PC)
by Wacky Willy 4/27/2005 positive!Jade Empire (Xbox)
by curst 4/26/2005 positive!Jade Empire (Xbox)
by Funkula 4/26/2005 positive!Blitzkreig: Rollling Thunder (PC)
by Jacob 4/26/2005 positive!Mr. Mosquito (PS2)
by Souffle of Pain 4/1/2005 negative!Master of Supremacy 8 (PC)
by Zsenijeim 3/17/2005 positive!Devil May Cry 3 (PS2)
by Mischief Maker 3/11/2005 positive!Red Ninja (Preview) (PS2)
by Fussbett 3/11/2005 negative!Supremacy: Four Paths to Power (PC)
by I need clarification 3/10/2005 positive!Mechassault (Xbox)
by Mischief Maker 3/9/2005 negative!Project: Snowblind (PC)
by Fussbett 3/7/2005 negative!Ace Combat 5 (PC)
by Mischief Maker 2/27/2005 positive!Empires: Dawn of the Modern World (PC)
by laudablepuss 2/13/2005 negative!Def Jam: Fight for NY (Xbox)
by Creexul 2/5/2005 positive!Painkiller: Battle out of Hell (PC)
by FABIO 1/31/2005 positive!Double Indemity (PC)
by The Joosh 1/16/2005 positive!Unreal 2: The Awakening (Movie)
by Ice Cream Jonsey 1/18/2005 positive!Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (PS2)
by FABIO 1/13/2005 negative!Metroid Prime 2 (GC)
by Rafiki 1/11/2005 negative!The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (PC)
by Fussbett 1/4/2005 positive!The Life Aquatic (Movie)
by Fussbett 12/27/2004 positive!The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (GBA)
by Daverd 12/6/2004 positive!Half-Life II (PC)
by Creexul 12/4/2004 positive!Saw (Movie)
by |bomb 11/2/2004 negative!Mortal Kombat Deception (PS2)
by curst 11/1/2004 negativeHalo II (Xbox)
by MC Such and Such 10/18/2004 très bon!Four Swords (Gamecube)
by Daverd 10/7/2004 positive!NetHack (PC)
by foolio 10/7/2004 negative!Katamari Damacy (PS2)
by K. Thor Jensen
and curst 9/28/2004 positive!Def Jam: Battle For New York (Xbox)
by curst 9/26/2004 positive!Pikmin 2 (GC)
by Rafiki 9/19/2004 positive!Killzone (beta) (PS2)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 9/17/2004 negative!Phantom Brave (PS2)
by K. Thor Jensen 9/16/2004 positive!Call of Duty: United Offensive (PC)
by Creexul 9/16/2004 positive!Burnout 3: Takedown (Xbox)
by Bodybag 9/10/2004 positive!Burnout 3: Takedown (Xbox)
by Horrible Gelatinous
Blob 9/6/2004 positive!Alien vs. Predator
(Movie)
by FABIO 8/26/2004 negative!Kohan: Ahriman's Gift (PC)
by FABIO 8/24/2004 negative!Half-Life II vs. The Punisher (PC)
by FABIO 8/17/2004 positive!Tales of
Symphonia (GC)
by FABIO 8/17/2004 negative!Doom 3 (PC)
by conflictNo 8/9/2004 positive!Gabe Newell's Doom 3 (PC)
by Motherhead 8/9/2004 negative!Blogging (PC)
by Entropy Stew 8/3/2004 negative!!Silent Hill 3 (PS2)
by Fussbett 7/28/2004 negative!A.C. Newman: The Slow Wonder
(Audio CD)
by FullofKittens 7/25/2004 negative!Advance Wars 2 (GBA)
by FABIO 7/23/2004 positive!Halo (PC)
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty 7/21/2004 negative!Dark Cloud 2 (PS2)
by Zseni 7/20/2004 positive!Two Lone Swordsmen: The Double Gone Chapel
(Audio CD)
by curst 7/20/2004 positive!Fight Night 2004 (Xbox)
by Fussbett 5/13/2004 positive!Gunbound (PC)
by Fussbett 2/11/2004 positive!Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory (PC)
by Fussbett 6/23/2003 positive!Pure Pinball (PC)
by Fussbett 6/7/2003 negative!NBA Street Volume 2 (PS2)
by Fussbett 5/6/2003 positive!Dynasty Warriors 4 (PS2)
by curst 3/27/2003 positive!Archives
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