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Entropy Stew enjoys hookers.
This game is more immersive than a hydroflouric acid bath. I was wading up this river towards a pier and the fucking
Apocalype Now style chime music kicks in and...HOLY YES. Then I got down on a sandbar to snipe a couple guys 650 yards
away and the music and armed men fucking CARTWHEELING OFF THE DOCKS. I was the mad jungle puppeteer yanking everyone
string with my .50cal persuasion.
You may have heard about the more-than-human opponents as well. Based on the limited info I gleaned from previews,
I was thinking that the Resident Evil aspects would bring down the game. Then I encountered one of those trigen
monkeys and it fucking sprung at my head from 6 feet away and sucked the marrow out of my bones. Bitch had more
teeth than a Zuni fetish and a temper like it was on the rag and using Arthur C. Clark's black monolith as a
tampon.
Weak Point: Driving a jeep is like trying to navigate a dollup of K-Y along a dyslexic black hooker's rapidly
gyrating ass remotely via semaphore. Aside from that, bliss.
Fussbett, an artist, provides screenshots and commentary.
FarCry isn't immersive in that you will really feel like square jawed and square named Jack Carver, but it's very immersive in that it puts you in hairy situations where you can leave the rails at will.
 |  | | | | I pushed that rock over the ledge where it will land on a 2x4 lever, where an unsuspecting soldier conveniently stands! | |
|  | | | | Very amusing, but the soldier died, which shocked me. Some would say this ruined the immersiveness, but I merely turned my attention to shooting people in the face. | |
|  | | | | Right in the mowf. Bloody chicklets sprinkle the beach. | |
|  | | | | His crime: looking too much like Tom Selleck. | |
|  | | | | Sometimes the victims are so far away I only hit them in the shoulder. | |
|  | | | | Fortunately the ragdoll makes it no less enjoyable. | |
|  | | | | Sniping the gunner out of a helicopter. | |
|  | | | | This guy ran up to hit the alarm (RING THE ALARM / THROWIN' ELBOWS / RING THE ALARM) and like the good hall monitor he is, he got blown off his feet. | |
|  | | | | STAY AWAY FROM THAT CHAINGUN! | |
|  | | | | This guy's only crime was being black. Oh, and trying to jump onto the chaingun. | |
|  | | | | Fishing? At a time like this? | |
|  | | | | I have no respect for such slacking on the job.
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|  | | | | They caught a rocket fish. | |
|  | | | | I then blew up this boat for good measure. It would probably be used for fishing if I didn't take action. | |
|  | | | | Sometimes it's enough to merely stand beside a fisherman to incur my wrath. Or it might've been because he was black. I forget. | |
|  | | | | Fisherman hats earn you a shot to the throat. | |
And in conclusion...
Creexul: You shot the fishermen. :(
Fussbett: You let the fishermen live?!
Creexul: Well no.
 Pinback, Creexul, Entropy Stew, Fussbett
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