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Chris sucks by Fussbett 03/14/2009, 3:03pm PDT
Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

Also in a way the characters aren't really as cool. I miss Leon pshing everything and then Salazar being goofy, although I'm still glad that Chris isn't just a retread, he's just more of a straight laced whateverses guy. They sort of have a new Salazar type guy but he barely shows up in the game or cutscenes.

This is the worst part of the game so far, speaking from only Chapter 3. Chris is boring, which could be OK because they threw Sheva in there too, but she basically just says "Even though I'm a woman, I can handle myself". I was actually hoping for some hamfisted Capcom romantic innuendo between them, AND THAT COULD STILL HAPPEN, but I doubt it the way things are boringly going between these two. I'm actually pretty racially offended that Chris Redfield is representing the whole white race here. What, we're all just big biceps and a no-nonsense attitude?

Also on the racial tip, the ooga booga African language is scary as shit. It makes me think that a game set in Haiti with a lot of chicken blood could really freak me out.
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stun prod: get it, use it, coop it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/14/2009, 6:57am PDT NEW
    Act 6 update, Jso banked it, it's not nearly as strong as it was. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/14/2009, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        Re: Act 6 update, Jso banked it, it's not nearly as strong as it was. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/14/2009, 2:24pm PDT NEW
        Chris sucks by Fussbett 03/14/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
            Noted! Guys, we're starting over. G... g-guys? NT by George Broussard 03/14/2009, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                George! George, it's OK! I would actually prefer Duke to be in Resident Evil 5 NT by Creexul's FireFox 03/15/2009, 12:35am PDT NEW
                    FIREFOX NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/15/2009, 5:15am PDT NEW
                        Changing my author field usually results in disaster. by Fussbett 03/15/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
                            Firefox is very stupid what a horrible program. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/16/2009, 10:09am PDT NEW
    Welp we just tore through the rest of the game huuuuu *flexes huge biceps* by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/15/2009, 8:28am PDT NEW
        Also. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/15/2009, 8:30am PDT NEW
        Re: Welp we just tore through the rest of the game huuuuu *flexes huge biceps* by Ethan Steele 03/16/2009, 7:58am PDT NEW
 
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