"No. This isn't a PSP."
"Yes, this Playstation."
"No. It's not a real Playstation."
"Yes. Real."
"But it's not a PSP. A Playstation Portable. Small. Black." [Mimes]
"Yes, it has. Real playstation. Only $50. $40 for you! Quickly! Quickly! $40!"
I saw a guy get banged on the shoulder by a soldier for clenching his fists in front of Ho Chi Mihn's Mausoleum. In town, reen was told off for leaning against a wall, and an American was told to take his hands out of the pockets. Here some soldiers or policemen or whatever they call themselves are using the school grounds to shoot their AK's at shit. Don't mind them. Get back to your maths, children.
I thought their houses were tall and thin like this because there are so many people and so little room, but apparently it's because of some fucked law that taxes you based on the width of your house. So even in rural areas where there's plenty of room, you see these retarded thin houses. Nice work, shitheads!
Special video bonus: Irene's Vietnam Christmas Special - Let's spend Christmas in a shitty hotel with Irene Wong!
After some thought, she decided she was upset because she didn't think I wasn't enjoying my Christmas with her enough. She thought I'd rather be in NZ with my family and it made her feel unloved and angry.
Enjoy my company more, motherfucker! *Blam* ENJOY IT!!! NOW!!! *Blam*