Forum Overview :: Watchmen: The End is Nigh
 
AIM log (not even really interesting or funny) by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 3:38pm PST
At the same time, the Soviets are about to nuke America. It's 1985 and Nixon is President. We've won in Vietnam. Oh, and Henry Kissinger has a Russian accent. And Ronald Reagan is thinking of running for President in 1998. Wow, isn't that cool that they got it wrong on purpose? I'm so amazed at this "high-brow art" of deliberately getting dates and timelines wrong, you know, just to be "artistic," and get the drooling of the critics. That is sooooo genius. Like way totally cool.

Sanitario666: can this person be this stupid?
Sanitario666: I might detect... trolling
*** You have been disconnected. Wed Mar 04 16:30:36 2009.
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Sanitario666: I got trolled right off AIM
Jhoh Cable: Troooooooll.
Jhoh Cable: It looks more like they don't understand the idea of a fictional alternate universe type of story.
Jhoh Cable: Sort of like tewt didn't understand the idea of a science fiction story that could have elements of real world things in it.
Jhoh Cable: Outside of Armageddon or Transformers anyway. :(
Sanitario666: she's really upset about the penis. That get 100 mentions
Jhoh Cable: That's because her favorite movie is Zardoz.
Jhoh Cable: Guns are good the penis is evil.
But just because shameless whores and crack dealers of Hollywood deal this stuff out, doesn't mean you have to buy it and poison your kids' minds with it.

Sanitario666: haha c'mon
Jhoh Cable: She's convinced that the movie is marketed towards children also.
Sanitario666: by the hollywood whores and crack dealers
Jhoh Cable: I think that's the most mysterious part, she apparently saw the ads and thought that they were really trying to go for the kids.
commenter number 1 wrote:

Cartoon porn. And here I thought kiddie porn - the portrayal of children depicted engaged in sexual acts was repulsive enough.

Its not enough to feed children to Molech to satisfy depraved adult desires. No we must show children what adult desires are like when they are young enough before they are fed to Molech.

That's sick. Is it my imagination or has the pedophile market now expanded to anime? This cartoon sex and gorefest is not fit to be shown either to children or to adults. Filth is still filth no matter how much Hollywood tries to wrap it in deceptive marketing.

Sanitario666: anime taking some splash damage from the commenter!
Jhoh Cable: Molech is Satan's brother I think.
Sanitario666: Yeah, just a pal of Satan
Sanitario666: (hungry for kids)
Jhoh Cable: He's Slaanesh in the Warhammer universe.
Jhoh Cable: That's pretty much the whole reason they made a Watchmen movie.
Jhoh Cable: To intentionally take children and feed them to the devil.
Jhoh Cable: This is like the dumbest movie review since danuh steevins said that it was inappropriate to make 300 because there was a war.
commenter number 2 wrote:

Ugh. My first job (way too long ago) was in a comic book store. I never saw a Watchmen graphic novel. That's why I was looking forward to this movie. I wanted to learn more about this particular story.

I've disagreed with a few of the reviews in the past. But, the detail in the list you provided is just disgusting. No Watchmen for me.

Now, if we can get someone to make Liberality for All into a movie...or a remake of Red Dawn called Red Crescent Rising...that would be nice.

Sanitario666: That sounds like a pretty good comic store!
Sanitario666: No Watchmen and a clerk who hates comics
Jhoh Cable: Red Dawn how could they improve upon perfection.
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Watchmen movie is morally reprehensible, armrest gripping, you're a bad person. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 12:22pm PST NEW
    Mommy, what's a lesbian? What's a whore? Why did you take me to an R movie?? by Last 03/04/2009, 1:00pm PST NEW
        If only the friendly colorful advertisements didn't trick children into seeing t NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 1:03pm PST NEW
        they don't take their kids to an R rated movie in the first place by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 2:44pm PST NEW
    Scenes SO SHOCKING you need a notepad to remember them all! NT by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 1:28pm PST NEW
        SO MANY, she said. :( by laudablepuss 03/04/2009, 1:43pm PST NEW
            Re: SO MANY, she said. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 1:45pm PST NEW
            She didn't have to review Watchmen. She didn't even have to see it. NT by I need clarification 03/04/2009, 2:51pm PST NEW
                She doesn't even have to be a movie reviewer. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 2:52pm PST NEW
            But still so vile as to immediately leave my memory without the aid of notes. NT by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 2:53pm PST NEW
                The mind recoiled in horror at the sight of a naked man. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 2:54pm PST NEW
        one thing conservatives are definitely guilty of: by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 2:45pm PST NEW
    AIM log (not even really interesting or funny) by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 3:38pm PST NEW
        Liberality for all wasn't a joke??? Awesome! NT by Mischief Maker 03/04/2009, 4:28pm PST NEW
    She's in full armrest grip for sure, she's written a response article. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/05/2009, 11:33am PST NEW
        Re: She's in full armrest grip for sure, she's written a response article. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2009, 11:58am PST NEW
            I read about her results. IN THE ETC. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/05/2009, 1:07pm PST NEW
                I read about computer-generated penises. IN THE ETC. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2009, 1:11pm PST NEW
                    Dr. Manhattan TURKEY SLAPPING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT NT by Fortinbras 03/05/2009, 1:57pm PST NEW
 
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