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by Fussbett 03/03/2009, 6:27pm PST |
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ABC News had an article called "Upper-Income Taxpayers Look for Ways to Sidestep Obama Tax-Hike Plan" in which some of the dumbest rich people misunderstand the way taxes work and explain that they'll now try to make less than $250,000 a year, in order to slip under the upcoming tax hike for high income earners. The best part about their quotes is how arm-crossingly heavy they think they sound. Instead of just stupid. Today Ray of Light pointed out to me that the article is already being ripped around the blogosphere, but take my word for it, I was in on the ground floor two days ago, man!
A 63-year-old attorney based in Lafayette, La., who asked not to be named, told ABCNews.com that she plans to cut back on her business to get her annual income under the quarter million mark should the Obama tax plan be passed by Congress and become law.
So far, Obama's tax plan is being looked at skeptically by both Democrats and Republicans and therefore may not pass at all.
"We are going to try to figure out how to make our income $249,999.00," she said.
"We have to find a way out where we can make just what we need to just under the line so we can benefit from Obama's tax plan," she added. "Why kill yourself working if you're going to give it all away to people who aren't working as hard?"
Ray Comma Light: haha
Ray Comma Light: I love how no sentence can be spoken in the US without first checking what your party says. As if a lawyer doesn't understand the concept of marginal tax rates.
ToutSuite: a lawyer!
Dr. Sharon Poczatek, who runs her own dental practice in Boulder, Colo., said that she too is trying to figure out ways to get out of paying the taxes proposed in Obama's plan.
"I've put thought into how to get under $250,000," said Poczatek. "It would mean working fewer days which means having fewer employees, seeing fewer patients and taking time off."
"Generally it means being less productive," she said.
"The motivation for a lot of people like me – dentists, entrepreneurs, lawyers – is that the more you work the more money you make," said Poczatek. "But if I'm going to be working just to give it back to the government -- it's de-motivating and demoralizing."
Sanitario666: These people think their stories are cautionary tales.
Sanitario666: LOOK AT HOW I'LL WORK LESS! NOW YOU'RE SORRY, RIGHT?!
Sanitario666: Meanwhile it means there's room in the neighbourhood for maybe another lawyer or dentist now.
Ray Comma Light: one who understands marginal tax rates
Sanitario666: Later in the article is a financial guy who explains marginal tax
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ToutSuite: plus what kind of crazy math is this?!
Sanitario666: Plus they think $250,001 means they'll make less than $249,999?
ToutSuite: yeah, exactly
ToutSuite: how much are they cutting back on profits? 1 penny?
Sanitario666: later in the article a financial guy is interviewed and he of course says "don't be stupid"
Sanitario666: But that's page 3
ToutSuite: I'm always surprised people give their real names for these kinds of quotes
ToutSuite: who wants to be called a moron on 8000 blogs?
Sanitario666: yeah, or post a photo of your chubby son
Sanitario666: well you've never been passionate about anything, ToutSuite! When you're right, you're right.
Sanitario666: The Truth Fears Nothing.
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ToutSuite: I'm still more concerned about the lawyer, though
ToutSuite: lawyers are supposed to advise people
ToutSuite: who wants advice from a nutjob?
Sanitario666: well that's why she didn't give her name.
Sanitario666: Already one-up on the dentist
ToutSuite: oh yeah, just noticed that
ToutSuite: "I'd like to make a point by pretending to do something really fucking stupid."
ToutSuite: hey, I also just noticed she's 63
ToutSuite: time to retire anyway
Sanitario666: yeah, what an old bitch. Waaah, I'm too rich for the New America.
ToutSuite: Boo hoo, Obama wants to take a little bit of the money I make OVER $250K
Sanitario666: Waaah, I still don't know how taxes work despite being a senior citizen
But Colorado dentist Poczatek says those who support the increase in taxes misunderstand what it means for those who will end up paying more.
"I'd like these people to know that we pay a lot of taxes, and have been paying a lot of taxes through the past administration," said Pcozatek.
"We make a lot of money, it's true, but we also already pay a lot of taxes," she said.
"So maybe we got a little bit successful but we worked very hard," she said. "It's taken us over 30 years and it didn't happen overnight. Every day is a lot of work.
"We're working for it and we're still overtaxed."
Sanitario666: She won't rest until the whole world hates her
ToutSuite: haha on a mission
ToutSuite: a bold stand against helping anyone, ever
ToutSuite: as a dentist or a citizen
So this began a quest through the internet, seeing what other dumb things Sharon Poczatek has said. The first find wasn't quotes from her, but from her patients: http://www.ratemds.com/filecache/doctor-ratings.jsp?did=20753. (Ignore the retaliation comments from March 3).
:( 5/27/08 3 1 1 2 shes terrible, would not recommemd this dentist.
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:( 1/9/07 2 1 2 This office was terrible to me and I don't recommend them to anyone. Not only were they very late and unprofessional, but Dr. Poczatek didn't tell me what she was doing as she filed my tooth down so much that I needed to get a whole new tooth instead of just a cap. I went to another dentist who immediately confirmed my fears. She cost me over $700 in repairs and was terribly rude when I tried to speak with her about her mistakes.
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:) 10/25/06 5 3 5 I was not thrilled by her attitude, and she hardly spent any time with me. I wouldn't recommend her.
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:) 10/21/06 5 4 5 Very helpful solved my problem and gave me advice on prevention.
Insurance: Blue Cross / Blue Shield
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:) 10/19/06 5 5 5 I had a painless root canal and she saved my tooth. I would recommended her to anyone.
Insurance: Blue Cross / Blue Shield
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:( 7/25/06 1 1 1 The dentist drilled out old silver fillings to replace with new ones. She drilled out the holes then left and had the hygenist do the rest. They did a horrible job. I had to go to another dentist and have them re-done because they cracked within 6 months. The hygenists are very unprofessional and talked about very inappropriate things in front of me and were so distracted that I got sprayed in the face a few times and gagged with instruments while they talked.
Insurance: Delta Dental
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:( 12/20/05 1 1 2 My first appointment was just to take x-rays and talk to the Dr. No cleanings are done on first appointment. If I remember correctly, they took 16 x-rays because they were taking both horizonal and vertical pictures of the teeth (rather than taking normal x-rays and a panoramic view). I had film gouging everything in my mouth. When they were done I got to schedule another visit for the cleaning. (The hyginist was great, however she was a temp.) On my 3rd visit, I had 3 cavities filled. The cost for 7 was supposed to run about $350, however the cost for 3 was $270. The Dr. took a look, drilled out the cavities and left! A Hygenist actually filled my teeth. When she was finished, the Dr. came back, checked the work and declared everything fine. After I went home, I found out that they had pushed the filling material so hard it cracked, which made it so I couldn't floss between 2 teeth. I'm still trying to get it fixed.
ToutSuite: haha she's already been tarred and feathered, as far back as 2005
Sanitario666: haha wow!
ToutSuite: cutting back on being a terrible dentist
Sanitario666: This is how you make a $250K+ income practice, man. Volume.
From: Sharon Poczatek
Subject: Boo on you!!
To: Lawrence Summers
You are neither a scientist nor a mathematician. You are merely an economist.
You cannot undo the damage done by your comments. You're an idiot.
Dr. Sharon Poczatek, a woman and a scientist.
ToutSuite: this was way back when Summers was the Dean of Harvard
ToutSuite: or president of Harvard, I guess
ToutSuite: and he made that comment that women aren't good in math or science, or something to that effect
ToutSuite: "merely an economist."
ToutSuite: not a scientist (dentist)
Sanitario666: haha merely an
Sanitario666: yeah
Sanitario666: BOO ON HIM
ToutSuite: why isn't anyone hiring her for Fox News?
ToutSuite: she sounds great
Sanitario666: She's sure trying hard to get into some kind of media.
Sanitario666: She's sick of this $300K dentist job
Sanitario666: Always having to spend 10 minutes with endless patients...
ToutSuite: then they complain about you on the internet!
Posted by sharon.poczatek on December 28, 2008 at 10:16 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Kids in Boulder have it too good. They are spoiled.
They would never make it in the real tough world of, say, Chicago or L.A. You just don't mess with cops if you know what is good for you. This is abominable criminal activity far removed from pranks or protests. My kids received tickets for riding bikes in Boulder when they were teenagers.
They complained but did not take out revenge or retaliate in such a vindictive and destructive way.
I feel for there parents. These kids are out of control and need to be punished.
ToutSuite: she's got a lot to say about a lot of things
Sanitario666: Haha kids are out of control!
Sanitario666: Tickets for riding bikes -- and they deserved it! My kids are animals!
ToutSuite: now I'm convinced ABC found her by some post she mde somewhere on a freeper site
Sanitario666: It would be awesome to discover she's ICJ's dentist
http://www.dora.state.co.us/dental/complaints/CurrrentBoardActions.pdf:
Poczatek, Sharon, D.D.S., Boulder, Co, #105193. Letter of Admonition—February 23, 2005. Violation of 12-35-118(1) (dd), and (j), C.R.S
UH OH!
www.dora.state.co.us/dental/Statute.pdf:
12-35-118. Graduates of foreign dental schools.
(1) An applicant for a license to practice dentistry who is a graduate of a foreign nonaccredited dental school shall:
(a) Present evidence of having completed a program in clinical dentistry and having obtained a doctorate of dental surgery or a doctorate of dental medicine at an accredited dental school;
(b) Pass the examination administered by the joint commission on national dental examinations; and
(c) Pass an examination designed to test the applicant's clinical skills and knowledge. Such examination shall be administered by a regional testing agency composed of at least four states or an examination of another state.
Sanitario666: Look at this patriotic American >:(
ToutSuite: haha what a bitch
ToutSuite: no wonder she's so right wing
ToutSuite: she's lived in Poland or Russia or whatever and sees it all happening again here
ToutSuite: plus the inherent Russian laziness!
ToutSuite: "You tax me, I stop working."
Sanitario666: Imagining all the vodka-smelling layabouts in the government factories, living off her extra income over $250K
ToutSuite: yeah, she didn't come to this country to help lazy Americans
ToutSuite: if they want to suck the government tit they can go to Communist Russia
ToutSuite: surprised her kids didn't just disappear when they were caught riding bikes
Sanitario666: Yeah, what a wonderful country! My children returned! |
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Sharon Poczatek is a dumb cunt. by Fussbett 03/03/2009, 6:27pm PST 
I'm glad you guys are fighting back. by Lizard_King 03/03/2009, 7:21pm PST 
Yeah, guys. Get back to writing awesome content like LK here NT by FABIO 03/03/2009, 7:44pm PST 
If you guys are so pissed off that these rich fat Americans are wasting by Fortinbras 03/03/2009, 7:53pm PST 
Fortinbras... possibly also a dumb cunt? by Fussbett 03/03/2009, 8:51pm PST 
Good point. Post it to your livejournal! NT by Fortinbras 03/03/2009, 8:56pm PST 
I think good points aren't excluded from clapstro. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 9:02pm PST 
You and QB make a good pair. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/03/2009, 9:23pm PST 
This was a great comeback NT by Totally serious Caltrops judge 03/03/2009, 9:40pm PST 
Easy does it, assholes, or you'll get another dose of my real world work experie NT by Quétinbec 03/04/2009, 3:30am PST 
I was being serious by Lizard_King 03/04/2009, 4:01am PST 
Now I'll defend FABIO in return -- It seemed pretty sarcastic! Let's high five. NT by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 10:34am PST 
I only have one tone of voice (or text) by Lizard_King 03/04/2009, 6:15pm PST 
She's LOAAAADED out of her mind with PEDRO GUE RE RO NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 8:25pm PST 
Jesus Fucking Christ. This was right in my own backyard. IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2009, 8:27pm PST 
You were foolish to doubt a dentist and lawyer. by Quétinbec 03/03/2009, 8:32pm PST 
Have you read Atlas Shrugged? Dude. DUDE. Mind blowing stuff. by Fussbett 03/03/2009, 8:57pm PST 
Lofty words. True words. by Peter King 03/03/2009, 9:39pm PST 
I don't know how to "select all" and del from my phone; sorry about no NT there NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2009, 10:44pm PST 
Day 1: Buy Apple. Day 2: Externalize Inadequacies. NT by Livin the Dream 03/03/2009, 11:09pm PST 
Look, I tried... Caltrops just went BEEP BOOP BOOP BOOP though NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2009, 11:12pm PST 
Your retarded truisms have failed you again by I need clarification 03/04/2009, 10:58am PST 
Re: Your retarded truisms have failed you again by Quétinbec 03/04/2009, 3:39pm PST 
Re: Your retarded truisms have failed you again by I need clarification 03/04/2009, 4:27pm PST 
Fuck's sake! by Quétinbec 03/05/2009, 5:25pm PST 
Re: Fuck's sake! by Mischief Maker 03/05/2009, 5:47pm PST 
Sorry? NT by I need clarification 03/07/2009, 1:59pm PST 
I have anthropological questions by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/05/2009, 9:23pm PST 
INC's wife is an earner and Cali is a community property state by Gruman 03/05/2009, 10:13pm PST 
He already said that the wife is a huge movie exec. NT by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 03/06/2009, 5:40am PST 
Ha ha, I knew INC was a cunt by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/06/2009, 8:16am PST 
Hey, you still make fun of guys with successful wives? Kick ass! NT by THE 1940S 03/06/2009, 8:23am PST 
I don't make fun of him because his wife is successful... by Gruman 03/06/2009, 10:18am PST 
Guys, guys, $125K + $125K = $250K NT by Fussbett 03/06/2009, 8:38am PST 
Bear in mind there's a rumour going around that his wife looks like shit. NT by Quétinbec 03/06/2009, 5:12pm PST 
she'd look right pretty on the way to the bank NT by up with pod people 03/06/2009, 7:16pm PST 
Are you guys still talking? I can't hear through this mountain of cash money NT by I need clarification 03/06/2009, 8:17pm PST 
more like a mountain of etc. etc. NT by Gruman 03/06/2009, 10:04pm PST 
stupid rich people, don't they understand that their money doesn't belong to the by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 6:30am PST 
Hey Fussbett, the welfare queen is pissed that you're badmouthing America's by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/04/2009, 6:40am PST 
when the poor feel bad for the rich, that's how you know things are fucked up by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 6:58am PST 
Hurting. by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 12:00pm PST 
Re: Hurting. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 12:04pm PST 
and yet the poor still have to pay taxes NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 12:11pm PST 
Sometimes. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 12:28pm PST 
30% of your paycheck which could go to food NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 5:30pm PST 
10% which I will just get back and blow on VIDYA GAEMS 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 5:47pm PST 
30% of your food should go away from your mouth. NT by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 7:30pm PST 
hippies in berkeley have organized a protest to counter these "tea parties" by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 6:32am PST 
Wow, now I see why you make fun of the TDS! by Arbit 03/04/2009, 10:11am PST 
Sorry about what we said about tedious being true. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 10:35am PST 
jon stupid's latest episode: all goofy faces and noises NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 12:07pm PST 
Also the video I embedded had literally 0 (zero) jokes in it from jonstupid. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/04/2009, 12:08pm PST 
haha here's a good one from huffpo by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/04/2009, 6:54am PST 
ABC News updates their story in an effort to distance themselves by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 11:55am PST 
Re: ABC News updates their story in an effort to distance themselves by Mischief Maker 03/04/2009, 12:04pm PST 
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Online medical treatment reviews targeted by doctors by Lizard_King 03/04/2009, 6:57pm PST 
I would rate a doctor poorly online after being turned away for not signing NDA NT by Fussbett 03/04/2009, 7:39pm PST 
Doctor told me I have cancer. Two thumbs down. NT by "Two thumbs down" guy with cancer 03/06/2009, 3:54am PST 
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