Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle

I've used both by Backup wanker 03/03/2009, 1:54pm PST When I was single I had a shelf full of these black pieces of cloth that were actually napkins in a fancy restaurant I worked in. I'd "accidentally" leave a couple in my apron before clocking out once a week or so, and soon I had a whole shelf full. I still insisted on folding them as we did in the restaurant when setting new tables, so they looked very neat lined up on the shelf. I would cycle through them, then just toss them in the machine for their own separate load (heh) JUST IN CASE. When I lived with someone I switched to paper towels as I had no way of storing the used cloth napkins until wash day without raising suspicions. Paper towels are fine for my wank style as my dick rarely touches whatever I'm using to catch. All hand! Then I just wadded (heh) up the paper towel and into the trash it went. Who looks around in the trash to pull out a paper towel and figure out what it was used for? No one. The perfect crime.

I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 5:14am PST     oops did I accidentally click on livejournal? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 5:59am PST         Shut up, incel NT by carl 06/18/2024, 4:27pm PDT             He said that 15 years ago, dude. Are you alright? NT by MM 06/18/2024, 7:00pm PDT                 Where do you see that? NT by carl 06/18/2024, 8:51pm PDT                     Hey Carl, what do you know about blended Scotch? NT by pinback 06/19/2024, 5:16am PDT     Re: I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:00am PST     xnxx.com (sharing porn brings us closer v_v) NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 7:13am PST     Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. NT by Last 02/28/2009, 8:12am PST         Re: Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. by Mysterio 02/06/2014, 10:57am PST     We need to ringfence this thread STAT by Caltrops Biohazard Team Zeta 02/28/2009, 11:12am PST         Thanks. Your sites have been bookmarked and will be wanked to later. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 3:52pm PST             Human beings............................................................... NOT! by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 4:20pm PST                 Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 4:52pm PST                     Once you try baby wipes, there is no going back - you're pretty much fucked. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:53pm PST                     Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST                         With tissue, patches of it stick to the head of your dick after you cum. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 2:53am PST                             I guess tissue can be tricky for someone used to bidets? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 1:56pm PST                                 Why not cum into a damp towel? by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 3:14pm PST                                     Why not... cum into your propeller beanie? Then put it back on your head? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 3:56pm PST                                         Chafe your dick against a paper towel, then. by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 4:48pm PST                                             "I'm asking you to cum into a towel" - do you think about what you're saying? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 6:04pm PST                                                 Hotlink violation NT by Internet Faggots Unite 03/01/2009, 6:13pm PST                                                 Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 8:34pm PST                                                     Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 8:59pm PST                                                         Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 12:22am PST                                                             It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 7:53am PST                                                                 Re: It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 3:46pm PST                                                                     I'd tell you, but I'm trying not to talk about Tom Chick's sister so much anymor NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 4:59pm PST                                             I've used both by Backup wanker 03/03/2009, 1:54pm PST                                     more proof Quentinbec is a flaming faggot - by he likes the smell of his own cum 03/02/2009, 4:34pm PST                                         You can't smell as you sneeze! But sneezes do smell. They smell like fly spray. NT by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 5:36pm PST                                             if you weren't gay then you wouldn't be able to even put the filthy tissue NT by to your huge nose again 03/03/2009, 1:07pm PST                                                 You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Mischief Maker 03/03/2009, 3:10pm PST                                                     Re: You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:20pm PST                                                         Wait what did the forum code do to my devil sign? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:22pm PST                                                 To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Quétinbec 03/03/2009, 3:56pm PST                                                     Re: To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 4:01pm PST             Anybody who is anybody knows to do it into a big pile of cash money. by Last 03/01/2009, 10:08am PST                 the ACLU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 12:14pm PST