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Re: I've done a thing like that. by Mischief Maker 03/02/2009, 9:14pm PST
Quétinbec wrote:

There was a pretty Czech girl I fantasized about but was too scared to fuck because she made fun of someone with a hairy ass and I have hairy ass, so, after she left the country for ever, to express my love in a way other than wanking to her memory, I modelled my Oblivion character after her! Was I Mary Sue? Your test was too long for me to finish.


No, for you a mary sue would be a character who got a degree in philosophy, then traveled to southeast asia where he used his height to become the best bouncer in the business. During these travels mary sue mastered Tai Chi as well as proper brothel etiquette which touched the hearts of the otherwise jaded and worldweary prostitutes. Mary Sue's parents don't approve of his bohemian ways and this conflict is mirrored in many ways by his one man war against the evil owner of JC Penny. Mary Sue has a dark past, he once loved a woman whose gypsy heart was impossible to contain, and whose love he will never have again, and he is haunted by the memory of the time he tore a man's throat out with his bare hands, even if it was justified at the time. But in the end Mary Sue finds love because he's irresistable to either sex, who jump in the sack with him on a moment's notice.
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The Mary Sue Litmus Test. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 6:27pm PST NEW
    I've done a thing like that. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 8:39pm PST NEW
        Re: I've done a thing like that. by Mischief Maker 03/02/2009, 9:14pm PST NEW
            Heheh, does the throat ripping represent his shame over his hairy ass? NT by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 10:15pm PST NEW
                Let's think about this, what's happened to you that could justify tearing out a NT by man's throat? 03/03/2009, 8:07am PST NEW
                The victim was the guy waxing MS's ass who assured him, "Pain don't hurt." NT by Mischief Maker 03/03/2009, 3:11pm PST NEW
    How many animal companions does your character keep? [eight check boxes] NT by haha 03/02/2009, 9:31pm PST NEW
    Moog came in at 87. by Tricknology 03/02/2009, 9:52pm PST NEW
        He's an author insertion fantasy, AND an author insertion fantasy NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2009, 10:27pm PST NEW
            This joke deserves applause. NT by Last 03/03/2009, 8:31am PST NEW
        Re: Moog came in at 87. by Fussbett 03/02/2009, 11:18pm PST NEW
        you failed the mary sue test (you get 100) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/03/2009, 12:46am PST NEW
        HE SURE CAME IN........ A NIGHT ELF SLUT! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 7:53am PST NEW
            Also he came in at 69 ha ha ha ha. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 8:01am PST NEW
                }:3 NT by Moog 03/03/2009, 8:03am PST NEW
        I took the test and Moog ended up with like 79. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 8:46am PST NEW
    PS "Thunderjugs" Kimoko is a mary sue at the very first question. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 8:06am PST NEW
    Hiro Protagonist: 71 NT by E. L. Koba 03/03/2009, 11:02am PST NEW
    44 NT by Winston Churchill 03/03/2009, 4:07pm PST NEW
 
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