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Re: Not allowed to play Mass Effect until he reads the Kama Sutra. by Fortinbras 02/28/2009, 5:52pm PST
If Evan expressed an interest in playing a game like “Grand Theft Auto” or “Mass Effect,” both games with sexuality and other mature themes, would you allow that under certain conditions?

Nope. I think "Grand Theft Auto" is stupid. And it’s so outside the realm of (Evan and Simon’s) character. I guess Helen and I are just a couple of squares, in a way.


The twat who wrote the article goes out of her way to bemoan how many synonyms for cocksucker this man is being called on game forums across the Internet.
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Dad forbids his child to play Call of Duty until he reads Geneva Conventions by Fortinbras 02/28/2009, 4:59pm PST NEW
    Also not allowed to play Donkey Kong until he reads Ishmael NT by Brosef Stalin 02/28/2009, 5:16pm PST NEW
        Not allowed to play Tetris until he reads Kapital? NT by Fortinbras 02/28/2009, 5:18pm PST NEW
            Not allowed to play Mass Effect until he reads the Kama Sutra. by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:46pm PST NEW
                Re: Not allowed to play Mass Effect until he reads the Kama Sutra. by Fortinbras 02/28/2009, 5:52pm PST NEW
                    Not allowed to play Leisure Suit Larry unless he wears an actual leisure suit. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:56pm PST NEW
                        Not allowed to play Carnival Games until he makes out with a bearded lady. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:59pm PST NEW
                            Not allowed to play Burger Time until he loses ten pounds, then gains them back. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 6:03pm PST NEW
                                Not allowed to play Super Mario Bros. without first doing shrooms. NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2009, 7:15pm PST NEW
                                    Not allowed to play Lethal Enforcers without reading them their Miranda rights. NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2009, 7:16pm PST NEW
                                        Not allowed to play M.U.L.E. without boning up on the Uniform Commercial Code NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2009, 7:16pm PST NEW
                                            Not allowed to play MMORPGs without reading "The Purpose Driven Life" NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2009, 7:18pm PST NEW
                                                Not allowed to play Disgaea without reading "The Mythical Man Month" NT by Fullofkittens 03/01/2009, 7:13am PST NEW
                                                    Not allowed to ask for more allowance until he reads the complete works of Dicke NT by Entropy Stew 03/01/2009, 10:16am PST NEW
                                                        Not allowed to play Soul Calibur until he reads Chicken Soup for the Soul NT by Entropy Stew 03/01/2009, 10:23am PST NEW
                                                            Not allowed to play Omikron until he sees David Bowie live NT by NO SON OF MINE 03/01/2009, 11:48am PST NEW
                                                                Not allowed to play System Shock 2 until he takes a gun maintenance course. NT by NO SON OF MINE 03/01/2009, 11:53am PST NEW
                                                                    Not allowed to play Team Fortress 2 until he reads A Confederacy of Dunces NT by Fortinbras 03/01/2009, 7:15pm PST NEW
                                                                        Not allowed to play The Sentinel without first reading "1984" NT by Mischief Maker 03/01/2009, 7:23pm PST NEW
                                                                            Not allowed to play Shawshank Redemption until he makes a chess set! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 7:28pm PST NEW
                                                                                " 50 Cent Blood on the Sand without hearing "The Revolution will not be televise NT by Mischief Maker 03/01/2009, 7:47pm PST NEW
                                                                                    Not allowed to play Final Fantasy without reading The Princess Bride NT by Fortinbras 03/01/2009, 8:00pm PST NEW
                                    Not allowed to play Super Mario Bros. until he can fix a sink NT by Fortinbras 02/28/2009, 7:34pm PST NEW
                                        Not allowed to play Super Mario Bros. until he stops clogging the toilet. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 7:55pm PST NEW
                                            Best PoeTV thread ever NT by Vested Id 02/28/2009, 9:08pm PST NEW
                                You're half right... by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:43pm PST NEW
                                    To Whorebach (and, in fact, many Caltrops posters) that kid is thin. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/01/2009, 1:47am PST NEW
                                        Yeah Jerry, you fat cunt. Don't think you're any better! NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 2:54am PST NEW
                                        I may need some adjusting NT by Caltrops bodyweight zero point 03/02/2009, 10:40am PST NEW
                                            HEYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2009, 10:47am PST NEW
                                            somewhere between stick figure and orca NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/02/2009, 12:32pm PST NEW
                                                Which is funny considering that we are all either stick figures OR orcas. NT by Last 03/02/2009, 12:35pm PST NEW
                                                    Jso and I are kind of in between. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 12:39pm PST NEW
                                                        ballooned up to a corpulent 150 pounds NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/02/2009, 12:50pm PST NEW
                                                            That actually is pretty fat n huge. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 12:53pm PST NEW
                        Not allowed to play Leisure Suit Larry until he reads a 1970s PlayBoy joke page NT by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:44pm PST NEW
                            Not allowed to play Warcraft 2 until he harvests some gold!!! NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 1:04am PST NEW
                                hey look wrom is posting using someone elses name again wow thats a really good NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 1:42am PST NEW
                                    Not allowed to use the Internet until he reads DSM-IV. NT by Worm 03/01/2009, 7:46am PST NEW
    half of the accords were not even written during WW2 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 1:44am PST NEW
        None of them were written during WW2 NT by Beared Historian 03/01/2009, 4:13am PST NEW
            That's even worse. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/01/2009, 4:31am PST NEW
            see, so there's half as many now as there were at the time by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 4:34am PST NEW
                I mean twice as many FUCK drunk as fuck my head hurts NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 4:36am PST NEW
                    (carbon monoxide) NT by Entropy Stew 03/01/2009, 4:37pm PST NEW
                        there is none here NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/02/2009, 1:01am PST NEW
                            sssssomeonesssss ssssounding very confident nowadaysssssssss NT by CO 03/02/2009, 1:26am PST NEW
                                might be because of the thing we mentioned in the specific thread a million time NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/02/2009, 3:39am PST NEW
                                    The two things actually. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 4:14am PST NEW
                                        Carbon, Oxygen NT by Entropy Stew 03/02/2009, 6:59am PST NEW
                                            Diamonds and air. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/02/2009, 7:02am PST NEW
    It too bad they're talking about CoD:WaW instead of CoD4 by Fussbett 03/01/2009, 10:52am PST NEW
        We get results! NT by Internet Venomists 03/01/2009, 2:15pm PST NEW
 
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