Forum Overview :: Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2
 
Jso and I fuckin cleaned house like a muthafucka. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:11am PST
Jso and I are singlehandedly the impossible defense, always MVP, making the game winning plays.

BUT THEN WE BRAG ABOUT IT and holy shit are keyboards flipped and armrests gripped (I'M A KEYBOARD FLIPPER AND ARMREST GRIPPER *fist bumps sassy black teammate who is the real hero, before aliens shoot me down because I fuck up a really obvious move in my personal jet*)

Anyway my point is Jso and I were doing badwater earlier, and the team wasn't doing too good, and Jso was in there alone, so I jump in, he heals me while I go pyro, which is an awesome class now. So, we fuckin just sweep the entire map in one single life pooshink leetol cart and destroying all fucks. We die when the cart is literally at the end, but fortunately we had competent enough teammates to finish the job, so cool for our team, that's decent of them. So everything explodes and of course Jso and I are both GOOD GUYS WIN, EVIL IS DESTROYED FOR ALL ETERNITY. And holy shit does that piss people off. It's like the most serious thing in the world. It's like their mothers could die in front of them right then and there, but if they saw that text on the screen at the moment at the same time, they would have to kick their mother's corpses to the side to become mentally unhinged over a different thing instead (prioritizing their insanity).

So map changes and goes to gravelpit. It was a long fight but eventually we cap and win the map, mostly thanks to the rest of our team actually, although Jso and I were also at the top of our game. Round changes and we're on defense, and after like 10 or whatever minutes, we earn 5 people on our team the harrrrrd defense achievement. It was mostly also because the enemy team just was not attacking apparently, they were really incompetent. I had like 3 medics on me, one was Jso. At the very end it went into overtime because they finally pushed and had some medics and pyros on B (they didn't even have A, psh), and Jso and I literally single handedly cleared them out on our own and won the game and achievements fuckin flew all over the place for teammates.

It switches to cp well, so I go pyro, and we get fuckin lightning offense. Jso had left at that point. So before leaving I say GOOD GUYS WIN, EVIL DESTROYED, ANIME SUCKS, I LOVE BRAGGING, and instaquit through console. I can't imagine the rageshitting that happened in the next many seconds.

One thing about that scout stun. It's too fucking long. I was stunned for 10 seconds from 50 feet away, the scout runs across the map up to me and kills me with the bat. That's bullshit. NERF NOW WANT REFUND HRUUUUU
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Jso and I fuckin cleaned house like a muthafucka. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:11am PST NEW
    Jso and I fuckin... THIS SHOULD BE IN KNUCKLESHUFFLE NT by Caltrops Quickfire Mod 02/28/2009, 9:19am PST NEW
        no because we do not put too much importance on our video game accomplishments u NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 10:05am PST NEW
            Also it is completely safe for work. ^______^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 10:22am PST NEW
    Screenshots or it didn't happen. NT by I need clarification 02/28/2009, 9:29am PST NEW
 
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