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His girlfriend is also a WHORE by Rafiki 02/18/2009, 8:41pm PST
Alfie Patten is "distraught and devastated" by claims that he is not the father of baby Maisie, after two other teenagers claimed they had a relationship with his girlfriend.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4637339/Schoolboy-father-Alfie-Patten-distraught-at-claims-Maisie-not-his.html


Someone needs to teach Alfie about being handed a gift from God. Not only does he not have to be a father at 13, he gets to cross his name off the list of people who knocked up a hobgoblin.

However, Chantelle and her family claim the two boys are lying(?!) and insist Alfie is the only boyfriend she has had.





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Video games: not just for virgins anymore? by Jerry Whorebach 02/18/2009, 3:12pm PST NEW
    virginity is looking more and more appealing NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/18/2009, 3:33pm PST NEW
    I think he's lying about being 13 by Fussbett 02/18/2009, 4:45pm PST NEW
        Re: I think he's lying about being 13 by Fullofkittens 02/18/2009, 5:39pm PST NEW
            Oh my god he actually touched her? NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2009, 6:03pm PST NEW
    His girlfriend is also a WHORE by Rafiki 02/18/2009, 8:41pm PST NEW
        A lack of GOD is how we got into this mess in the first place! NT by Tory Party 02/18/2009, 9:10pm PST NEW
        What's a whore? NT by Alfie Patten, Little Naive Cherub 02/18/2009, 9:11pm PST NEW
        As is Janice Rossi (GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/18/2009, 9:16pm PST NEW
        Please consider by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/18/2009, 9:54pm PST NEW
        Her tits look alright. I think you could fuck her. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2009, 4:44pm PST NEW
            I'm pretty sure those would have come with the baby (consolation prize?) NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/19/2009, 5:22pm PST NEW
                You'd fuck her for her red hair and skin if you were able to do so secretly. NT by Quétinbec 02/19/2009, 9:22pm PST NEW
                    That's a bad test though because I would fuck a flashlight at this point. NT by If I was able to do so secretly >:) 02/19/2009, 11:16pm PST NEW
                        I stuck my dick in a speaker's hole once. You know those holes? NT by Quétinbec 02/20/2009, 11:02pm PST NEW
                            They're pretty much all I think about. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/20/2009, 11:24pm PST NEW
                                Artist's Rendition by NWS 02/21/2009, 2:06am PST NEW
                            The bass reflex port NT by Entropy Stew 02/21/2009, 11:45am PST NEW
 
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