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by FABIO 02/05/2009, 2:47am PST |
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Context is important, but sometimes when you read over your script and spot lines like "He introduces him to the magical deathnote loom" or "and then the peanut butter rats explode", you should probably go back and make some revisions.
Narration so poor and unnecessary you don't even have to be Robert McKee to hate it.
We're treated to not one, but two 1 minute long scenes of the main character studying sniper maps, layouts, window angles, and target biographies, yet neither of these ever come to anything. In both cases our hero simply comes crashing through the front window to John Woo his way through sub-Matrix scenes in 2008.
They came up short setting up their 3 point lighting system and figured that key light was the least important.
In the end, our hero confronts his ex-boss Morgan Freeman to expose him as the villain, informing his former comrades that they've been mislead and they're working for a murderer by showing them "proof" that Morgan has been forging false names from the magical prophet loom's target orders (hidden inside thread weaves!) and had done so to silence two of their own that found out. He's on the verge of convincing them when Freeman counters by saying that all their names had been written by the (magic) loom and that killing the hero was the only way to live. Everyone buys this despite what they just heard 10 seconds ago.
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Wanted/Control review by Fussbett 07/04/2008, 2:08pm PDT 
Fucking anti-imagelinking faggots. joblo.com is run by faggots! NT by Fussbett 07/04/2008, 2:55pm PDT
Well with a name like poolshooter.com what did you expect?! NT by BATMANS MOTORCYCLE 07/04/2008, 10:54pm PDT
I hope I get to hear Michael Caine say, "much mowah suhtal" 8000 more times by I need clarification 07/07/2008, 5:12pm PDT
It appears the Wanted poster DOES show up. I apologize to joblo.com! NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 10:04am PDT
It only started showing up now. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 11:50am PDT
I fixed it behind the scenes - joblo still sucks NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/08/2008, 12:45pm PDT
TAMPERING WITH POSTS NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:55pm PDT
Now I hate joblo.com even more. joblo.com is a website for faggots! NT by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:04pm PDT
I thought Wanted was okay in an intentionally stupid way at least it wasn't Japa by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 12:35pm PDT
It was totally unrealistic how the keys spelled FUCK YOU. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. by Fussbett 07/08/2008, 1:03pm PDT
Boy if you found out what the loom of fate is you might change your mind. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 1:47pm PDT
Re: I thought Wanted was okay in an intentionally stupid way at least it wasn't by Last 07/08/2008, 1:57pm PDT
Well here's what they changed (giant movie spoilers). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2008, 2:08pm PDT
Movie could have been better by bombMexico 08/21/2008, 12:09am PDT
Wanted (bleh) by FABIO 02/05/2009, 2:47am PST
Re: Wanted (bleh) by Last 02/05/2009, 5:54am PST
THIS MOVIE HAS ASSASSINS BEING TOLD TO KILL BY A MAGIC LOOM by FABIO 02/05/2009, 7:32am PST
Re: THIS MOVIE HAS ASSASSINS BEING TOLD TO KILL BY A MAGIC LOOM by laudablepuss 02/05/2009, 8:54am PST
it's a comic book movie, so let's take it as seriously as possible NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 12:00pm PST
Just turn off your brain & enjoy Phantom Menace and V and Revenge of the Sith an NT by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 12:30pm PST
MM likes Wanted and SW ep 1? wow that's too bad NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 1:18pm PST
Jsoh is a fan of V for Vendetta and Revenge of the Sith apparently. by Mischief Maker 02/05/2009, 1:58pm PST
wow that was an incredibly weak assumption based on a flawed argument by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:05pm PST
Dude, don't bogart that corncob pipe. NT by Mischief QC Fan 02/05/2009, 3:13pm PST
I borrowed it from some snobs whining about how unrealistic the movie Wanted is NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 3:24pm PST
Haha look at those snobs! NT by I need clarification 02/05/2009, 8:36pm PST
this isn't funny, let's have quiet time now NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/05/2009, 8:53pm PST
The magic loom was psh icing on the boring cake by FABIO 02/05/2009, 4:48pm PST
Re: Wanted (bleh) by Fussbett 02/05/2009, 1:18pm PST
It was almost as bad as a Clint Eastwood movie NT by FABIO 02/05/2009, 4:50pm PST
Jumper! by FABIO 02/06/2009, 4:43am PST
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