laudablepuss wrote:

Cuz the kids lovehatelove em.

laudablepuss: I have to remove you from my Caltrops menu in AIM and add you to my ENEMIES WHO MUST DIE menu instead.
laudablepuss: Because you're a Colts fan, and now we're division rivals. I think.
whydirt: well we won't play you next season
laudablepuss: Really? Is the schedule set?
whydirt: well, the NFC South played the West this year
whydirt: Erm, AFC
laudablepuss: Yeah, but we played you last year as one of our four random games.
laudablepuss: See you next December!
whydirt: those games are based on ranking in the division
whydirt: so we'll play the chargers
whydirt: you'll play the jags, i think
whydirt: i could be wrong
laudablepuss: I thought those games were based on the stomach rumblings of whoever sets that up.
laudablepuss: Burp! Broncos Colts. Next.
laudablepuss: How do you explain the fact that we played the Patriots for, like, 5 consecutive years?
whydirt: i always thought it was 6 games in division, 4 games in one cross-conference division, 4 games in a same-conference division, and the other 2 same-conference teams with equal division rank
laudablepuss: Huh.
laudablepuss: That'd be smart. Are we sure we're talking about the NFL still?
whydirt: haha, yeah
whydirt: The Broncos were 2nd in their division last year, right? That's the same as the Bengals, and I can't remember the AFC East team you played.
laudablepuss: We played the Falcons. Plummer put up 499 yards passing at home, and we lost.
laudablepuss: Er, wait.
laudablepuss: That's the South
whydirt: And the NFC
laudablepuss: Haha! I was testing you
laudablepuss: We played . . .is Miami still in the East?
whydirt: yup
laudablepuss: That's it then. Where were they last year?
laudablepuss: 10-6 right?
whydirt: and i'm fairly certain they were 2nd in the East last year
laudablepuss: Your theory sounds reasonable.
laudablepuss: So, we only get a maximum of 4 NFC games per year?
whydirt: yup
whydirt: all from the same division
laudablepuss: Boy, I hope we play the NFC West next year.
whydirt: and it makes sure you play every team at least once every 4 years
laudablepuss: It's a beautiful 32 team system they've got. Can't wait for them to take a big steaming shit on it with the LA expansion team.
whydirt: i really hope they just move a team
laudablepuss: Yeah, I couldn't care less if the Saints or the Vikings moved. ICJ probably feels differently.
whydirt: haha, yeah
laudablepuss: For that matter, why does Seattle have a team? Fuck them.
whydirt: just move one of the current cali teams there
whydirt: or move the rams back
whydirt: and move the cards back to st. louis
laudablepuss: I loved it when both LA teams bolted. I laughed for a solid year.
laudablepuss: Why the hell do they need a team in LA? Is Tootsweet a huge fan?
whydirt: LA fans suck

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whydirt: so how 'bout that Jim Sorgi!
laudablepuss: I was pretty impressed and extremely irritated with his first drive.
laudablepuss: He was 4 for 4 or something
whydirt: 7 of 7
laudablepuss: BULLSHIT I say!
whydirt: :-)
whydirt: and he gave Reggie Wayne his longest TD catch of the season
laudablepuss: Excuse me! That was Kelly Herndon who gave him that.