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I'd buy a game called "Man Eat". In a heartbeat. by Jerry Whorebach 01/23/2009, 2:33am PST
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"More Beef Life" and "Change of Lifestyle" are okay, put them together and say in six words what "Man Eat" says in two.

"Big Eater" or "Isolation Town" would be excellent titles if the game were specifically trying to hurt my feelings.

"Fatal Defect" is something you put on a bloody telethon for. Sad :(

I don't know where they were coming from or going with "Bottom" but I'd like to hear someone try and justify that one.

However, if you were to look into my history in any serious way you would see that I've already bought a game called "Deathrow", so that's obviously good.



Just look at the boxart, they really backed themselves into a corner with that one. They pretty much had to come up with the most badass title in the world. Try sticking "Bottom" on that poor fellow, see where it gets you.
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recent zombie recap by bombMexico 01/22/2009, 7:51pm PST NEW
    Survive in a Mall NT by Entropy Stew 01/22/2009, 8:32pm PST NEW
        Reload a Dozen Save Files NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/22/2009, 9:17pm PST NEW
    And before scoffing, you try to think up with a list of game titles in Japanese NT by no dice, kotaku fag 01/22/2009, 8:39pm PST NEW
        we don't learn their language in our schools NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/22/2009, 9:28pm PST NEW
        Here's my list. "Pay a Japanese speaker $50 for 50 non-retarded game titles." NT by Last 01/23/2009, 10:57am PST NEW
    My contribution if anyone goes back in time (and to Japan): Shopping Maul NT by Fussbett 01/22/2009, 9:05pm PST NEW
        Special shout out to the balls on the guy who suggested X Days after 10 Days by bombMexico 01/23/2009, 1:20am PST NEW
        Wasn't that the name of a movie with a killer robot? NT by Fullofkittens 01/23/2009, 9:15am PST NEW
            Chopping Mall NT by Fussbett 01/23/2009, 1:43pm PST NEW
    I'd buy a game called "Man Eat". In a heartbeat. by Jerry Whorebach 01/23/2009, 2:33am PST NEW
        You'd be surprised. MMA fighters often have CONDOM DEPOT on their asses. NT by Fussbett 01/23/2009, 2:47am PST NEW
            I imagine NMA fighters get beat up more regularly than you or me, coincidence? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/23/2009, 3:06am PST NEW
 
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