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by Rafiki 01/12/2009, 9:53am PST |
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The objective is finding new and exciting ways of accidentally teamkilling, right? I mean, I started out as a pro and quickly began honing my craft, but I continuously try to take it to the next level.
Last night I accidentally shot ES during the finale after killing the first tank, incapacitating him, and causing us to enventually lose as we were mobbed trying to get him up. Then I auto-shotgunned a friend in the face when he ran in front of me and killed him. Then I threw a molotov cocktail too close, causing the fire to spread into the respawn room we holed up in, igniting a gas can and killing us all. We managed to beat the scenario, and I was team MVP with 28 friendly fire incidents. 3 times as many as the next person.
Last week had a spectacular propane incident on level 4 of Death Toll. We spent over an hour dying repeatedly without ever making it through the crescendo event (lowering forklift if you don't remember the map), until barely making it through. Every single one of us was bleeding out with no medkits or pills. So we're hobbling down the final alley and I picked up a propane tank along the way, and we rounded the corner just before the last fence you have to hop over. There was a group of zombies milling about, and we hobbled closer and everyone started to open fire. I tossed the propane tank out in front of me to try and speed up the zombie killing. It flew in front of someone's line of fire and it accelerated both the zombie killing and my friend's ragdoll as it cartwheeled into the side of a building. Well, he was limping along anyway, so might as well cut our losses. Just dead weight, right? Who needs it? Turns out we did, when we all died on the last ledge 10 feet before the safe room because of a zombie rush. By that time it was 12:30 am and most of us had to log for the night.
I'm not sure why ES keeps joining my games, but I'll keeping find ways to kill him when he does. |
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