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more reminiscent of a "sportball" commentator than an erudite cultural arbiter by Jerry Whorebach 12/28/2008, 8:01pm PST
Chris Lee wrote:

Lyons is certainly not your father's movie reviewer.


Too bad there aren't any promotional posters for Ben Lyons, because that quote would look fucking great on them.

Chris Lee wrote:

Some of Lyons' pronouncements certainly seem to show a certain lack of seasoning. While recently reviewing " Quantum of Solace," he proclaimed that "GoldenEye" was his favorite James Bond film, eschewing many of the franchise's most heralded installments. His rationale? "It was the first one for Pierce Brosnan," Lyons said. "And that was also. . . when the first-person action video game Bond franchise was launched, which I wasted many hours of my childhood playing."


That would be like if Roger Ebert were to judge a video game - no, the entire act of gaming itself - by the movies it inspired: blatantly unprofessional. More importantly, he implied games are for children GET HIM
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