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Re: I got your number pal by Ray of Light 12/29/2004, 8:44pm PST
Mysterio wrote:

- You have given up on the concept of matching socks.
Unless I revealed this in my "Ten Worst Slacks" post, good show.

The key to mismatched socks is, when someone remarks, pretend you had matched socks to wear but didn't, on purpose. Somehow, people will perceive you as "quirky" instead of "lazy" or "pathetic".

I predict mismatched pairs of socks for sale at the Gap within two years.

Ray!
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Qt3 fag is dying, Dungsroman angered. by Fussbett 12/29/2004, 3:33pm PST NEW
    Is that a trolling troll? NT by Creexul :( 12/29/2004, 5:33pm PST NEW
    Bill Dungroman's Dad by Mysterio 12/29/2004, 5:40pm PST NEW
        I don't remember ever telling anyone about my dad. NT by Bill Dungroman 12/29/2004, 5:44pm PST NEW
            Fantastic reason #2 for me to to resign. by Ex "Company Broom" Mysterio 12/29/2004, 6:41pm PST NEW
                Pick different handles. Stop trying to outgay the Sinister Six. NT by Worm 12/29/2004, 7:48pm PST NEW
                    You make Richard Simmons look like a man's man. Read your own book you queer. NT by Mysterio 12/29/2004, 8:06pm PST NEW
                        Mysterio zing! NT by Creexul :( 12/29/2004, 8:19pm PST NEW
                        Do not say stupid shit to worm. NT by Mysterio 12/29/2004, 8:55pm PST NEW
                Poor, broken Mysterio, you flew too close to the son NT by Ray of Light 12/29/2004, 8:17pm PST NEW
                    The sky was blue, but there was no god. NT by Creexul :( 12/29/2004, 8:19pm PST NEW
                        The eye was blue, but there was no facade NT by Ray of Light 12/29/2004, 8:24pm PST NEW
                    I got your number pal by Mysterio 12/29/2004, 8:26pm PST NEW
                        Re: I got your number pal by Ray of Light 12/29/2004, 8:44pm PST NEW
                        Oh. So you are the funny one. Good on ya! NT by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 12:19am PST NEW
                            No, he's just alright and stealing my shit. I'm the funny one. NT by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 4:53pm PST NEW
                                Your the queer with all the personality. Check. by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 5:12pm PST NEW
                                    Dude. AIM Inc. is right, your spelling sucks ass. NT by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 3:41am PST NEW
                                        Re: Dude. AIM Inc. is right, your spelling sucks ass. by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 3:51am PST NEW
                                            Inc. as in incorporated? Sheesh even lame puns are too complicated for you? by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 9:41am PST NEW
                                                You (lamely) refer to yourselves as "AIM Incorporated?" by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 1:37pm PST NEW
                                                    Er, um... Inc. as in Inclusive! You stupid! NT by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 2:32pm PST NEW
                                                    You 2 alsorans need to think up some cool things to say. NT by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 5:10pm PST NEW
                                                        Another stain checks in. by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 10:39pm PST NEW
                                                            We are the sewer level. by Mysterio 01/01/2005, 5:20pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: We are the sewer level. by Mysterio 01/01/2005, 9:40pm PST NEW
                                        Whenever fags lose on substance they attack on process. by Mysterio 12/31/2004, 11:15pm PST NEW
                                            You use to be jesustree, right? I like you. NT by Mysterio 01/01/2005, 5:22pm PST NEW
                                                No. by Mysterio 01/02/2005, 10:34am PST NEW
            Where's the Kill Yourself/Do It guy when you need him? by Bill Dungsroman 12/30/2004, 10:32pm PST NEW
        Family paydirt by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 2:13pm PST NEW
            Re: Family paydirt by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 4:52pm PST NEW
                I'm Impatient Mysterio NT by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 5:59pm PST NEW
    Aren't you going to give Choson some props? by Bill Dungsroman 12/30/2004, 6:41pm PST NEW
        Re: Aren't you going to give Choson some props? by Mysterio 12/30/2004, 9:15pm PST NEW
            Re: Aren't you going to give Choson some props? by Bill Dungsroman 12/30/2004, 9:39pm PST NEW
                Re: Aren't you going to give Choson some props? by I need clarification 12/30/2004, 9:48pm PST NEW
                    Re: Aren't you going to give Choson some props? by Bill Dungsroman 12/30/2004, 10:30pm PST NEW
                My father doesn't have a bad temper, either. :) NT by Fullofkittens 12/31/2004, 9:07am PST NEW
        Nah, I'm going to just quit. by Fussbett 12/31/2004, 4:04am PST NEW
 
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