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| The Shadow (1994) by Zsenitan 12/09/2008, 7:13pm PST | ||||
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| This movie is complete trash but it holds a strange power over dozens of men. Surely they are not watching it for the same reason I do (Alec Baldwin is staggeringly attractive in it + John Lone can't bury his career fast enough)? Alec Baldwin is staggeringly attractive in it, so maybe it just hits all the closet fags, like my father, in the same crotchal region it hits me. I know for a fact I'm the only person alive who enjoys watching John Lone play an endless sucession of 40's-style wicked asians.
Penelope Ann Miller has grandmother-face and sort of skin which wrinkles instantly, so it can't be her. I mentally recast the role of Psychic Boobies (Penelope Ann Miller): Isabella Rosselini or Juliette Binoche. Possibly Tim Curry doing a character role to which is he well-suited (toady)? Is it just the suits? Help me out here. |
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The Shadow (1994) by 12/09/2008, 7:13pm PST  Unintentional Hilarity every time the bad guy makes someone jump off a building? NT by 12/09/2008, 8:16pm PST But for REAL Khan-related hilarity by 12/10/2008, 2:38am PST I remember liking the movie for the same reason I liked Last Action Hero. by 12/09/2008, 9:25pm PST it's because people understand what darkness lies in the hearts of men NT by 12/09/2008, 9:43pm PST I was in love with the character (concept) so much it inspired me to make up my by 12/09/2008, 11:15pm PST I modified these ice skates to work on asphalt, as you can see they have wheels. by 12/10/2008, 2:10am PST wow you also invented rollerblades (guess what that makes you think of the AC so NT by 12/11/2008, 12:38pm PST They weren't rollerblades they were blades, he used a teflon poly by 12/11/2008, 3:31pm PST Re: The Shadow (1994) by 12/10/2008, 4:38pm PST Jesus. Yeah, his last name is Kahn. DUUR. :( NT by 12/10/2008, 4:39pm PST |
