I did not steal this from /v/ Commissar Mezmerize 26/11/08(Wed)14:18 No. 7426 watch

The difference between L4D on Steam and Xbox Live

The following two conversations are 100% real. And are captioned from memory to the best of my abilities.

ON PC:

>We got a boomer ahead...boomer...BOOMER WATCH OUT!

(boomer pukes on a Zoey)

>Dude why didn't you get out of the way, what the fuck?

Man, c'mon. I'm new to this game. I don't want nor deserve that kinda talk.

>Ah ok. Sorry, I didn't know. Alright... in that case let me fill you in on some of the basics once we get up these stairs. So you don't get ralphed on again, hahah.

hahahah.

(Guy proceeds to inform the newbie, who is grateful. Match continues and everyone is happy)

ON XBOX LIVE:

>Alright, I hear one of them tongue-niggers comin up on us.

Your mom's a tongue-nigger!

(Swarm comes, Louis fires aprox. 26 rounds into Francis' back)

>Yo what the FUCK YOU THINKIN! Quit shooting me you are so fucking bad at this game!

I'm better then you chump!

>Yeah right you are probably 12 years old in your parents basement. Don't even start, kid.

FINE LETS GO VERSUS 1 ON 1 FAGGOT IF YOUR SO FUCKING LEET. 1 ON 1 FAGGOT. 1 ON 1 FAGGOT...

(Louis continues to rhythmically chant "1 on 1 faggot" While Francis begins to scream obscenities and eventually just starts blowing into the mic as hard as he can.)

(Group gets assaulted and wipes. I tell my friend I'm never touching his 360 again if that disk in in the tray)

Not trying to imply anything. I just think that these two situations that both happened to me within the last 48 hours creates an interesting contrast.