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| No, no, I don't think you quite get it yet! by Mischief Maker 12/26/2004, 10:43am PST | ||||
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| While, yes, each of these messages rolls its eyes at your posts and then suggests a different means of suicide in the hopes that one of them appeals to you, you're missing the underlying message.
Have you ever seen Pootie Tang? Remember the most completely worthless character in the movie whose recurring joke was that he'd listen to Chris Rock do an extended riff on a subject and then repeat what the subject was without any humor attached, like the worst straight man in history? The movie would have been no worse off, in fact it'd be even better off, if that character had never even existed. That's you! The completely worthless character in these forums! Think about it, you try to throw in an invective bolt to every single thread, but all you manage is a humorless repeat of what the other person already said. Your nick is the one the forum automatically uses to signal to everyone, "Hey look at the dumbass who forgot to enter a nick!" and you run with it. Now you had a chance to come across as sko 3dgy maverick who's clever enough to co-opt that anonymity for his very own, but your posting style is so lazy and brainless that it's more likely you're just too stupid to fix it. Why continue your sad and empty life if you're that stupid and boring? As the first comfirmed suicide resulting from caltrops you'll provide plenty of conversational fodder, recurring jokes, and possibly even media attention to the site. So you're worth more to us dead than alive. But wait, you may retort, what if I'm intentionally being boring and taking silent delight in the mild annoyance I cause to this forum??? Well in that case you're just a sad sad pathetic little man. Here there are no rules behind posting and you have all the time in the world to type your thoughts. You can be at your most clever without worry of stuttering or freezing or comedic timing. And the best you can come up with is that sad technique that's even immature amongst twelve-year-olds of repeating something irritating over and over again in a sad attempt for attention? If that is you at your full potential, then think what a pathetic life spreads ahead of you. Why prolong the pain and loneliness? End it now. Just don't post your suicide note here. |
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