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The attitude that a special fuck means funky shit like sucking toes and pouring hot wax down the crack of your ass. But, you can't properly appreciate the beauty of a woman with all that shit going on, so see that shit for what it is: a distraction from her ugliness or your homosexuality. If you've sunk to that level, if that's what it takes, you're fucking the wrong girl. You couldn't find something simple and beautiful and pure so you pour hot wax down the crack of your ass and brag about it in here like you've done something special. No one is fooled. |
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Positions by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:14am PDT 
We are revising our estimates to "far below average" sex. NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 6:33am PDT
I bet I could fuck rings around you, asshole. Let's take it to a brothel. NT by Quétinbec 10/28/2008, 6:59am PDT
It's true that my whoring could be considered below average. =( NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:43am PDT
(In retrospect, I feel retarded for even participating in this thread.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/28/2008, 7:54am PDT
Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:17am PDT
Is there a middle ground between "not changing positions" and "candlewax?" NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 11:02am PDT
The middle ground is 3 minutes per position. I push 5. Recalibrate accordingly. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:35pm PDT
(The extra 2 minutes involves a lot of misunderstandings.) NT by Fullofkittens 10/30/2008, 10:49pm PDT
Still better than spending 30 minutes later scraping candlewax off your sheets NT by Quétinbec 10/31/2008, 12:02am PDT
Re: Guys like FOK have a gay attitude. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 11:28am PDT
So Asian streetwalkers are beautiful? by Backup whore poster 10/31/2008, 1:13pm PDT
Now THAT's a weird kink. NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 7:55am PDT
Are you an Asian or an asshole? by Backup whore poster 10/28/2008, 3:57pm PDT
Don't talk about your whores in my threads. You've already been warned. NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:19am PDT
Re: Positions by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 4:28pm PDT
grabbing hips and looking down a magnificant heart shaped ass by the other reason for doggy style 10/28/2008, 5:40pm PDT
It also makes it easy to keep an eye out for adds NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 6:01pm PDT
Considering you're a mary sue you shouldn't ever have to worry about adds. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:41pm PDT
I thought he was a synthesizer NT by Mischief Maker 10/28/2008, 8:43pm PDT
Moog can be anything our imaginations allow. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 8:49pm PDT
SPAULDRONS NT by Moog 10/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT
What does that even mean? ~_~ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 7:51am PDT
striping her back with a belt NT by Jerry Whorebachup poster 10/28/2008, 6:15pm PDT
I may not know much about sex, but I know how to spell "stripping" :( by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2008, 9:24pm PDT
hitting with a belt can cause red stripes to appear on exposed skin NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/29/2008, 12:45am PDT
You're both wrong, it's called stropping by It's the best of all worlds 10/29/2008, 7:37pm PDT
*BEEP* What's the big deal with rumps? I can take or leave an ass. *BEEP* NT by Quetinbot 10/28/2008, 6:46pm PDT
bags of sand NT by bags of sand 10/29/2008, 2:43pm PDT
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