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That letter a mysterious anonymous person wrote to us about sasy years ago. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/25/2008, 3:55pm PDT
I was reminded of this AGAIN for like the 50th time while reading through Troll Police from the beginning and came to the comic where Caruso writes a letter to the troll's parents. I realized I never really posted the contents or took a picture of the letter. It was typewritten (or rather computer typewritten) so there was no point in actually taking a picture of the letter because it wouldn't prove anything. But after like two years or so I figured I might as well anyway. :(

There is ONE picture that has the letter in it.



That's Jso in his AC/DC No Bull t-shirt. ):3

I'm holding it in my left hand here. Maranda was hard, her face is pretty scarred from kicking ass and playing poker to win. No wait I mean, I figured this was the same as any other picture with the letter, since all you'd see is that it was a typed up letter. What I don't know is why I never typed out the contents. You know, for posterity. ^_^ So I figure I might as well do that now (instead of working for a living, YOU KNOW IF I FOCUSED MY MIND TO MY WORK AS MUCH AS I DID TO TROLLING I WOULD BE A RICH ASS NIGUH).

Anyway the address is from Albany, New York, and the name says L.D. Oudini (hey I get it....... wait no I don't), and it has a single postage stamp, unlike the Zodiac.

Actually I will take a picture with my CAMERA PHONE. O_O



My hand looks really discolored, but that's just the lighting. ~________~

Here's what the letter says.

Mysterio (kthr) wrote:

Dear Ms. Cable

You don't know me, but I am an "internet acquaintance" of your sons, John and Josh. I have known them online for several years now. John has written in great detail about his upbringing and living situation, and I have no desire or right to comment on those at this time. I am writing you a letter to inform you about some recent behavior of John's that you may wish to know about.

Earlier this month, you may remember John getting a visit from a girl from out of state named Cassandra who was staying at a hotel, but who came over on one night and met you and Josh. You may or may not know that John has been carrying on a sort of "online romance" with this girl, who is 19, and they were meeting for the first time. She was quite smitten with your son for his humor, his candor, and his other good qualities.

On the last day she was there, John stayed in her hotel room, and they had intercourse, after which she left to continue her trip.

While this on it's [sic] own is unusual, if not abnormal, your son's later behavior is unsettling. After she had left, your son posted on his internet diary and several websites pages of information essentially revealing that he had no interest in Cassandra at all, and only wanted her to visit so he could have sex with her and then humiliate her for it afterwards. The "online romance" was simply an excuse for him to have sex and cause pain to another human being, an act for which he feels no remorse.

Here are some Internet pages where John talks about what he has done:

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43578

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43599

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43585

http://www.livejournal.com/users/evilneps/2005/06/18

I cannot tell you how to parent your children, but if I were in your shoes, I would give serious thought to their mental stability.

Yours,

A friend.


The only part I changed was the [sic], it doesn't really say that in the letter.

Speaking of posterity, I might as well make those links actual links.

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43578

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43599

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43585

http://www.livejournal.com/users/evilneps/2005/06/18
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That letter a mysterious anonymous person wrote to us about sasy years ago. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/25/2008, 3:55pm PDT NEW
    I'll give $100 to a firefighter if anyone can tell me the address on that letter by the moom hunter 10/25/2008, 6:40pm PDT NEW
    You two really need to start synchronizing your shaving days. by Moom 10/25/2008, 7:01pm PDT NEW
        that is important because, NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/25/2008, 10:51pm PDT NEW
    I don't understand why this hasn't blown up in a gigantic thread of majesty. by Zsenitan has money instead of rage 10/26/2008, 12:40pm PDT NEW
        It's a repost. NT by Worm 10/26/2008, 2:03pm PDT NEW
        Zensy forgot about it too. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/26/2008, 2:11pm PDT NEW
            still worth it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/26/2008, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                Us two RETARDS agree >:O mainly because I finally did take a picture of the lett by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/27/2008, 3:41am PDT NEW
        You'll just have to send another letter, Zseni NT by Does anyone really doubt it was you 10/27/2008, 12:16pm PDT NEW
            It was kthr. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/27/2008, 1:19pm PDT NEW
    What was F. D. Moom's reaction to this letter? NT by Last 10/27/2008, 11:27am PDT NEW
        She didn't take it that seriously. She's holding the camera in the cage pic. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/27/2008, 11:28am PDT NEW
            Re: She didn't take it that seriously. She's holding the camera in the cage pic by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/27/2008, 12:58pm PDT NEW
                Of course you didn't send it. You don't care about getting a new reader. NT by Fussbett 10/27/2008, 1:14pm PDT NEW
                    It's like he doesn't even CAAAARE NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/27/2008, 1:21pm PDT NEW
    I was also reminded of other times we got letters for "trolling." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 7:25am PDT NEW
        WOMEN HUH? CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM... anymore after we turned 30 and she booted us NT by Cables translator 10/28/2008, 12:21pm PDT NEW
            Did someone turn 30? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 3:49pm PDT NEW
 
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