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by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2008, 2:30am PDT |
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bombMexico wrote:
But i also picked up Golden Axe: Beast Rider, like an idiot :(
If science and comics have taught me anything, it's that of the 52 parallel universes, from Nazis Won world through good guys are bad guys planet, ours is unique by being the only one with a fuckin single player non co-op Golden Axe game. And i'm not even playing as Ax-Battler, it's the chainmail bikini woman, except she's she's now wearing MORE clothes and those queer looking things that are like a little dress but for your ankles. Pauldrons?
Todd McFarlane's Clive Barker's Cold Fear in Space is ok too.
I would honestly prefer to live in the reality where the Nazis won: they would have turned the guy who showed up at the meeting with his briefcase full of character sketches for Single Player Golden Axe into a human lampshade and some paraffin, after which he would finally be of some worth to humanity. I've got a great idea for some other arcade beat-em-ups: The Simpsons: Single Player And You Can't Be Homer and then an actual multiplayer smash: X-Men: Everybody is Jubilee* I just did a Google Code Search for "multiplayer.h," so in case anyone from Sega wander in here, here you go. Please remember the second "b" in the credits, and here's otherwise hoping everyone involved in this follows the dignified philosophy of Isao Okawa at the end. LET'S BRING BACK THE HANG-ON FRANCHISE, THIS TIME YOU ARE DRIVING THE SHUTTLE CRAWLER
Wikipedia wrote:
While this game will only feature single player, the Senior Producer stated that the second game in the franchise will feature all co-op.[
So basically, you shouldn't feel bad pirating the second one, after all, you've already paid for it.
ICJ
* OK, there is one hidden character, the Mimic |
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