Caltrops - No Stairway to Heaven

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by Fussbett 10/15/2008, 12:20am PDT

mark wrote:

INC: LONDON - Ringo Starr doesn't want to hear from you. If you do write, your letter will end up in the trash. After 45 years of stardom, he doesn't want to spend any more time answering mail or sending signed photos back to fans.
INC: go bother Paul
INC: also his signature is just Ringo and then a star
INC: so how long does that take?
INC: fuck, just make it the star
INC: I like setting a cut-off date, October 20th
INC: that's when he'll be officially sick and tired of it
Sanitario666: Exactly like his Simpsons episode too!
Sanitario666: Hand-answering all his mail, one at a time, finally getting to Marge's 1967 letter in 1991
Sanitario666: Hey, maybe hire a dude?

"I'm warning you with peace and love, I have too much to do. So no more fan mail. Thank you, thank you. And no objects to be signed. Nothing. Anyway, peace and love, peace and love."

Sanitario666: He learned that move from John.
INC: yeah, just keep flashing the peace sign
Sanitario666: peace and love, and then violence in private
Sanitario666: haha his new album, "Liverpool 8"

Sanitario666: "By the way I don't miss Liverpool and I don't like my fans."
Sanitario666: Oddly the sales of this album are a little sluggish
Sanitario666: (he recently said he didn't want to go back to Liverpool, and they didn't like that)

Topiary tribute Beatle beheaded

The beheaded Ringo Starr

From moptop to loptop

A foliage sculpture of Beatle Ringo Starr in the band's home city has been beheaded by vandals.

The topiary feature, which took 18 months to cultivate into the fab four, was unveiled at the city south Parkways Transport Exchange last month.

Starr's head was chopped off, but the rest of the Beatles were untouched.

The 67-year-old outraged some Liverpool residents when, after opening the European Capital of Culture events, he said he missed nothing about the city.

INC: haha
INC: also, first page on his website: mid-60s-era Beatles in a car, being swarmed by fans
INC: when will they leave him alone?

Special message from ringo by mark 10/14/2008, 9:09pm PDT NEW

AIM log by Fussbett 10/15/2008, 12:20am PDT NEW

Did anyone else think that he was going to make a bunch of Beatles song puns by mark 10/15/2008, 12:43pm PDT NEW