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Juno. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 6:16am PDT Jso couldn't get through 20 minutes, I couldn't get through 40 minutes. (6:04:01 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm going to watch Juno now. :( (6:04:20 AM) Toomstone: :( (6:04:23 AM) Toomstone: i'm sorry :( (6:04:26 AM) Juh-howh Cable: ;-; (6:04:42 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Apparently Jso couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. (6:05:21 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Indie soundtrack. (6:06:08 AM) Toomstone: yeah :( (6:06:29 AM) Toomstone: it'll be interesting to see how far you make it, mr cable -____- I would like to note here that I had every intention of finishing the movie. (6:06:32 AM) Juh-howh Cable: ~_~ (6:07:44 AM) Juh-howh Cable: This is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet. :( (6:07:58 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Then suddenly, indie song with girl vocals. AT THIS POINT I WAS ALREADY CHANGING MY MIND. The guy at the convenience store that sells her the pregnancy test actually says "this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet." And that's not even a weird line for the scene, every single part of the movie is one big protracted wacky one liner. (6:08:22 AM) Toomstone: :( (6:08:38 AM) Toomstone: but wait wait wait, it gets worse :( (6:10:32 AM) Juh-howh Cable: That can't be right, this screenplay won an Oscar. (6:11:03 AM) Toomstone: O______O (6:11:17 AM) Toomstone: are you saying oscars are worthless as a barometer of quality? (6:11:21 AM) Toomstone: that can't be! (6:11:43 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Loving closeup on the hamburger phone. (6:12:19 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Honest to blog. (6:12:23 AM) Toomstone: :( (6:12:24 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And for shiz up the spout? (6:12:28 AM) Toomstone: you're killing me here :( (6:12:42 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Also a girl calling another girl "dude." (6:12:46 AM) Toomstone: YER NOT HELPIN' EM, JHOH, YER HURTIN' EM (6:12:52 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Hahaha. (6:15:23 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Suddenly for no reason, voiceover, "pork swords." (6:15:43 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Also she has an oak pipe. (6:15:49 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Putting it in her mouth but not smoking it of course. (6:16:07 AM) Juh-howh Cable: That's so wizard. (6:16:41 AM) Toomstone: hahahahah (6:19:09 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Hamburger phone. (6:19:12 AM) Juh-howh Cable: AGAIN. (6:20:38 AM) Toomstone: they love that fucking phone (6:21:01 AM) Juh-howh Cable: She even tells the person she's calling that she's on the hamburger phone. (6:27:00 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I can't believe Michael Cera and Jason Bateman are in this and I don't want to watch it. :( (6:27:10 AM) Toomstone: :( (6:27:14 AM) Toomstone: neither could i :( (6:31:18 AM) UM OKK: :( (6:32:53 AM) Juh-howh Cable: It's already half an hour in and it feels like the movie should be ending. :( (6:34:05 AM) UM OKK: hahaha (6:36:15 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Jason Bateman and Michael Cera are in it and I don't want to watch it. :( (6:36:28 AM) Juh-howh Cable: This is so not Arrested Development. (6:54:21 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I'm calling it at 40 minutes. (6:54:36 AM) Juh-howh Cable: This is almost a quarter as bad as anime. :( (6:54:45 AM) UM OKK: just one of those movies that you can't stand to watch huh (6:54:50 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Yes. (6:54:53 AM) Juh-howh Cable: It's so bad. (6:59:39 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Just the first 10 minutes of Juno was agonizing by the way because it tries to cram in a bunch of painful catchphrases and stupid things. (6:59:52 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And this is before the camera lovingly holds on her hamburger phone. (6:59:52 AM) UM OKK: *t-shirt slogans* (7:00:03 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And then she talks on HER HAMBURGER PHONE. (7:00:07 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And she actually says WHAT? (7:00:07 AM) UM OKK: I want a hamburger phone (7:00:10 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU (7:00:11 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I'M ON MY (7:00:16 AM) Juh-howh Cable: H A M B U R G E R (7:00:17 AM) Juh-howh Cable: PHONE (7:00:29 AM) UM OKK: THIS MOVIE SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER (7:00:31 AM) Juh-howh Cable: She says that to a person she is talking to on her hamburger phone. (7:00:39 AM) Juh-howh Cable: As a matter of fact, it is. (7:00:42 AM) Juh-howh Cable: It's an Oscar winner. :( (7:00:45 AM) UM OKK: :( (7:00:56 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Diablo Cody won best screenplay. (7:01:03 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Then she took a nude myspace pic with her Oscar. (7:01:11 AM) Juh-howh Cable: The end. ^_^ (7:01:14 AM) UM OKK: :D (7:01:19 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I don't know if I mentioned this to you personally so bear with me. (7:01:27 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I think I did. :( (7:01:52 AM) Juh-howh Cable: But I went into the Hot Topic recently, and they have a small section off to the side of the store with a few small shelves of DVDs. (7:01:55 AM) Juh-howh Cable: 50 copies of Juno. (7:02:01 AM) Juh-howh Cable: 2 of Nightmare Before Christmas. (7:02:11 AM) UM OKK: haha wow (7:02:29 AM) Juh-howh Cable: *fucking hamburger phone* (7:02:36 AM) Juh-howh Cable: YOU CAN'T HURT ME (7:02:37 AM) Juh-howh Cable: NOT WITH MY (7:02:40 AM) Juh-howh Cable: CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELMET (7:02:44 AM) Juh-howh Cable: *holds up spork* (7:03:15 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And then the soundtrack was all indie bands that were so fuckin indie that the vocals was just some girl talking atonally. (7:03:53 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Also at the beginning she gets a friend to help her take a recliner someone's throwing away. (7:04:12 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Next scene she's sitting on Michael Cera's front lawn with it under a tigerskin rug or something and she has a pipe in her mouth. (7:04:27 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I'M BEING A FREE SPIRIT (7:04:30 AM) Juh-howh Cable: DHARMA GET OFF THAT COUCH (7:04:34 AM) Juh-howh Cable: NO GREG, YOU GET ON THE COUCH (7:04:37 AM) Juh-howh Cable: YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I WILL ^_^ (7:04:48 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And....... scene. :( (7:05:23 AM) Juh-howh Cable: I skimmed through the rest of the movie, she has the baby and then she says she is in love with the baby daddy what the haps homeskillet natch twist. (7:05:33 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Hey skeezix, 23 skidoo. (7:06:09 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Well well well, slap you knee and call me Sally, ain't we got fun MOTHERFUCKER (7:06:24 AM) UM OKK: :( (7:06:27 AM) Juh-howh Cable: Well time to post this to my livejournal. :3 (7:06:46 AM) Juh-howh Cable: The whole movie is like one big xkcd comic. :( (7:07:10 AM) Toomstone: YES (7:07:14 AM) Toomstone: without the math (7:07:19 AM) Toomstone: that describes it perfectly (7:07:23 AM) Juh-howh Cable: And comics drawn on graph paper.

Juno. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 6:16am PDT     JK Simmons by Ray of Light 10/05/2008, 8:18am PDT         He calls Juno "Junebug." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 8:28am PDT             yes that is correct NT by bawwwmbMexico 10/05/2008, 1:28pm PDT     Diablo Cody wonders where YOUR Oscar is, if you're so much better. by Fussbett 10/05/2008, 2:06pm PDT         making a likable movie =/= making a good movie by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/05/2008, 7:08pm PDT             I think Black Kids are a band or something. NT by Fullofkittens 10/05/2008, 7:12pm PDT                 hm I wonder if they are an especially terrible band but very unknown so hipsters NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/05/2008, 7:49pm PDT                     Let's dislike them together, Weyoun! NT by Diablo Cody 10/05/2008, 8:07pm PDT                         http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/black-kids-303.php NT by me too 10/05/2008, 8:24pm PDT             Re: making a likable movie =/= making a good movie by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 8:31pm PDT             Re: making a likable movie =/= making a good movie by Fussbett 10/05/2008, 9:03pm PDT                 Shacktown is in Westland. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 9:36pm PDT                     Do you guys think I'm defending Diablo Cody's joke? by Fussbett 10/05/2008, 11:55pm PDT                         I'm just saying An American Carol might win an Oscar. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 12:31am PDT     Hated it. by Zsenitan 10/05/2008, 5:13pm PDT         Jason Bateman did a good job though. by Fullofkittens 10/05/2008, 6:09pm PDT             I liked Jennifer Garner. Didn't like QB's girlfriend's cameo at the clinic. NT by Last 10/05/2008, 8:37pm PDT         You don't understand by I need clarification 10/05/2008, 10:23pm PDT             ramones are way too mainstream for her NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2008, 1:49am PDT                 That was the joke. Her obscure music reference was Mott The FUCKING HOople by I need clarification 10/06/2008, 2:02am PDT                     Re: That was the joke. Her obscure music reference was Mott The FUCKING HOople by Zsenitan 10/06/2008, 2:32am PDT                         SHE'S LIKE 30 YEARS OLD MAN *blows your head off* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 3:51am PDT                         So it's American Beauty all over again? by Mischief Maker 10/06/2008, 7:03am PDT                             Re: So it's American Beauty all over again? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 7:11am PDT                             Re: So it's American Beauty all over again? by Zsenitan 10/06/2008, 9:52am PDT                                 Re: So it's American Beauty all over again? by Mischief Maker 10/06/2008, 10:58am PDT                                     I liked American Beauty too btw (look at me spending my cool ratio) by Jerry Whorebach 10/06/2008, 1:24pm PDT                                         I liked it because the kid goes THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE SIR by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 7:44pm PDT                                 I feel stupid defending Juno, which I did not like. by Fullofkittens 10/06/2008, 12:27pm PDT                                     I like the Moldy Peaches, and Kimya Dawson from the Moldy Peaches too. by Ray of Light 10/07/2008, 1:55am PDT                                         So you're gay? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 2:39am PDT                                             Tent City HMV stocks only 2 albums: Best of ACDC and Best of ACDC double CD NT by Ray of Light 10/07/2008, 2:50am PDT                                                 You mean AC/DC Live? They've never released any best of album. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 3:09am PDT                                                     PS: They're releasing a new album in a couple of weeks apparently. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 3:10am PDT                                                     They will. NT by Ray of Light 10/07/2008, 3:33am PDT                                                         When? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 3:53am PDT                                                             25 more years maybe NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/08/2008, 4:02pm PDT                                                 tent city doesn't have a very large selection do they by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/08/2008, 4:03pm PDT                                         I'm certainly not innocent of liking twee stuff, but this stuff crossed the line NT by Fullofkittens 10/07/2008, 7:13am PDT                                         Re: I like the Moldy Peaches, and Kimya Dawson from the Moldy Peaches too. by Choson 10/07/2008, 10:53am PDT                                         Re: I like the Moldy Peaches, and Kimya Dawson from the Moldy Peaches too. by Moldy Peaches Say 10/07/2008, 11:52am PDT                                             ALL bands have dumbshit lyrics. To prove it, you need only name a band. by Last 10/07/2008, 12:09pm PDT                                             Did you just google those lyrics? [topical Zseni attack inside] by Ray of Light 10/08/2008, 2:04am PDT                                                 Discovered? Look at Marco Polo over here, listening all the way to track seven NT by on their ONE goddamn album. 10/08/2008, 11:30am PDT                                                     You're not far off, this was during Limewire-and-living-in-the-country-56k era by Ray of Light 10/08/2008, 5:40pm PDT                         Re: That was the joke. Her obscure music reference was Mott The FUCKING HOople by I need clarification 10/07/2008, 12:38am PDT     Coincidentally, I just saw Juno for the very first time last night. by Jerry Whorebach 10/05/2008, 8:19pm PDT     Re: Juno. by Mischief Maker 10/06/2008, 7:15pm PDT         That sums it up pretty well, especially the annoying made up teen vernacular. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 7:49pm PDT             You would rather real teen vernacular? From the eighties perhaps? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/07/2008, 10:19am PDT                 YES. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 10:22am PDT                 you mean like how real humans talk instead of a shitty hipster script NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/08/2008, 4:06pm PDT                     hey hey heeeeeeeeeey! NT by Robert Altman 10/08/2008, 5:50pm PDT                         Yes Robert Altman, you go to hell. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/09/2008, 1:04am PDT                             *BLAM* NT by Suicide is painless 10/09/2008, 2:25am PDT     SA unveils Diablo Cody's new script [snooped]. by Last 10/07/2008, 12:13pm PDT     Spider Man! Now that's a movie! NT by Gutsby 10/08/2008, 5:46pm PDT     Way to make a big friggin ally mcdeal over juno's diablonics. GET OVER IT. by Jerry Whorebach 10/23/2008, 1:52am PDT         Okay, thanks for that information I guess. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/23/2008, 9:47am PDT         lets get retarded in here NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/23/2008, 5:54pm PDT