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Re: Hot air balloons, the price of cigars, my wife's back, etc. :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/24/2008, 6:21pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

How do you buy groceries with that kind of attitude? And when you do, do you fall in love with the tellers and go home and masturbate over their memory?


There's this one "teller" (Australianism?) at the Safeway who looks like a very young (high school?) Jennifer Love Hewitt. Every time she smiles at me, I feel like a failure for not doing something clever to make her marry me. Then when I get outside and the pressure's off, I'll look at my stupid lonely loser purchases and get enraged and furiously shake my stack of frozen pizzas or take out my 2000 Flushes and stomp it into 2000 pieces. So I don't care much for supermarkets, either.

Quétinbec wrote:

Also, why's a coffee shop scarier than a supermarket?


Because I have to stay in there for 45 minutes and I don't EVEN drink coffee. What am I going to do besides panic?
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What's up Jerry? NT by Quétinbec 09/23/2008, 5:20am PDT NEW
    Hot air balloons, the price of cigars, my wife's back, etc. :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/23/2008, 8:22am PDT NEW
        Fighting anxiety by sending you toa place that serves heavily caffeinated drinks NT by Mischief Maker 09/23/2008, 9:56am PDT NEW
            Look at Junior Lawyer building a malpractice suit over here! NT by Fussbett 09/23/2008, 11:28am PDT NEW
        Re: Hot air balloons, the price of cigars, my wife's back, etc. :( by Quétinbec 09/24/2008, 4:53am PDT NEW
            Re: Hot air balloons, the price of cigars, my wife's back, etc. :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/24/2008, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: Hot air balloons, the price of cigars, my wife's back, etc. :( by Quétinbec 09/25/2008, 5:20am PDT NEW
                    I think this is where you lost him. But, what's new, Jerry? NT by Souffle of Pain 01/18/2009, 9:12pm PST NEW
                        Since he's probably in YOUR JURISDICTION i think this is on Canadian Caltrops by bombMexico 01/19/2009, 12:50am PST NEW
                        I'm still waiting for my 360 to come back from Microsoft's repair bay. by Jerry Whorebach 01/21/2009, 12:18pm PST NEW
                            More like this, less like dead cats. MUCH more like this. Post all the shurrrtle NT by Zsenitan 01/22/2009, 7:35am PST NEW
                                I'd like if he could keep a 50-50 split with good posts and dead cats, thanks. NT by Worm 01/22/2009, 9:53am PST NEW
        More, Jerry. More. You're a great writer! Funny posts! NT by Gutsby 01/19/2009, 12:00pm PST NEW
 
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