Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

Creexuls, a monster >:3 wrote:

Mischief Maker wrote:

To go from light humor to obscenely pompous straight faced REVELATIONS ABOUT LIFE that often stray into being outright offensive?

While it may not be Dominic Deegan "Rape can be a good thing" offensive, how full of yourself do you have to be to make your author-insertion-fantasy (who is simultaneously the author's dream girl fantasy, HAWT!) not only look down on the abject ignorance of the human race, but drag it kicking and screaming into the ending of Star Trek: the Motion Picture the ultimate level of enlightenment? Is there a critical mass of forum-cocksucking where you go all L.Ron and start swallowing your own bullshit?

Creexul should totally go apeshit and add a subplot in Troll Police where a female character gets genitally mutilated with a rusty razor in Africa and after she calms down decides that it was a positive experience that made her life more fulfilling and showed her the way to laugh at and pity everyone who ever made fun of the author in real life.

Webcomic Artist beating her ass and locking her in a closet (like sean penn did) wasn't enough I guess. ~____________~

Although really when I look at this stupid Dresden Codak comic I kind of agree. I should come up with something to bring this to the next level. Maybe Jugs Thighmaster tries to convince Caruso to join her in the hoary netherworld and he almost falls for it but then the chief has to blow her head off. THEN SHE FORGIVES HIM BECAUSE SHE IS THE PERFECT WOMAN.

PS: Where is the "raep is okay I guess" dominxkxik demon comic? Clearly I need that for a reference also.

No wait she will start to transform into A NEW FORM OF WEBCOMIC CHARACTER/LIFE and grow beyond her original programming like Data or the doctor from Voyager, also she will scan for life forms because she just loves scanning for life forms ^_^, and she'll try to absorb Caruso into her cyberform or whatever the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!, and the chief has to talk him out of it and Caruso will be like NO I WILL BE PART OF SOMETHING GREATER SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER IMAGINE and then the chief is like ONLY A TROLL DEALS IN ABSOLUTES or whatever or CARUSO....... *HAND ON SHOULDER* YOU ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A TROLL and Caruso is like OH GOD YOU ARE RIGHT WHAT DID I ALMOST DO and they have to have a super boss fight against Mewly McBreasts and there will be incredible helicopter chases and explosions and she will level buildings and such and such. Or they just blow her head off. :(

ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to come up with a meta comic where Webcomic Artist is forced to raep Hooty McTits (to save her life maybe? WHAT A STUPID IDEA) maybe she has like some Star Trek disease that can only be cured by raping and he is like I AM VERY OPPOSED TO THIS BUT I MUST DO IT TO SAVE YOUR LIFE and she is like NO WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE DON'T HRRRRRRRRN OH GOD IT'S KILLING ME BUT I LOVE IT, YOUR HUGE GIANT COCK, I'M GETTING CUMGUT HRRNFHGFNR and if at all possible super duper extreme hardcore porn that would look like something out of a Type 90 comic.