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u no i love u an believe u will be rich superstar one day, maybe come take me 2 your home make me ur queen or slave. but even i no ur not making 100 coconuts in londontown engrand. i go malay witch doctor, he tell me ur future already fortold, ur part time scuba teacher, also teach surf, pray gitar on beach score poor grad skunkweed for turist. don matter me, love, i no ur superstar in my hart, always will be. witch doctor says future cannot change but maybe you bring Indian gurl here make home I can see u from far away even if I can no be ur slave in house. i'll sit on beach, watch you pray guitar for stupid turist, rock back and forth in sand and dream ur a cruise ship and i'm a dolphin jumping in ur wake. i see picture so clearly now, look like this:
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The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light) by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:11pm PDT 
Didn't ELIZA pass this test decades ago? NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 1:24pm PDT
This bet says the computer can fool skeptics for 2 hours. Eliza wasn't that goo NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:37pm PDT
Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 2:38pm PDT
Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT
What are the commercial possibilities of a human-seeming instant messager bot? NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 5:53pm PDT
A/S/L? NT by Robohooker 08/28/2008, 6:11pm PDT
Script-driven customer support. NT by Last 08/28/2008, 6:25pm PDT
Unlimited by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:11pm PDT
I don't think conversation is the appeal of Real Doll TM NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT
You can bring it with you to office functions NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:30pm PDT
download some programs off the internet and install them (O GOD WORM YOU SICK FU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 9:35pm PDT
Procedurally generated screaming. :) NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:40pm PDT
fractal scat NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 10:10pm PDT
gape is something only a real AI could simulate NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 10:20pm PDT
That's NP-hard by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:32pm PDT
he can't get NP hard unless he can enact a snuff film with them NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 1:01am PDT
A traveling salesman has four suit cases with three women in them at points a, b NT by ,c, and d Worm 08/29/2008, 4:36pm PDT
I think the first Turing Test success will be a faker, not an idea parser. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 10:41pm PDT
That was why I brought it up by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:22pm PDT
Additionally... by Entropy Stew 08/29/2008, 1:02am PDT
Would you consider OpenAI's chatGPT 4 to have passed the Turing test? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/06/2023, 10:20pm PDT
More literate spam NT by mark 08/28/2008, 11:03pm PDT
Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Bananadine 08/28/2008, 6:59pm PDT
I spent like 20 minutes reading those transcripts (logs). Mostly the human ones! NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:37pm PDT
I'm with Fussbett NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:35pm PDT
Re: The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 1:36pm PDT
What, no love for SLAC? by laudablepuss 08/28/2008, 2:47pm PDT
SPLAC? Compared to the obvious joke-name of the Large Hadron Collider? Come on! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 5:35pm PDT
Futurists by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:34am PDT
Re: Futurists by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 7:57am PDT
DNA is involved in thinking . . . how exactly? (Hint: in no way whatsoever.) NT by laudablepuss 08/29/2008, 1:01pm PDT
I'm moving all of my money into this thread. BUY! BUY! NT by Caltrops meme futures trader 08/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT
untrue. Neurons use changes in gene expression to store information.___________ by blackwater 11/12/2013, 10:00pm PST
It makes his statement true by laudablepuss 11/13/2013, 12:31pm PST
Interesting, but that's epigenetic, not genetic NT by Entropy Stew 11/13/2013, 2:30pm PST
YALLS MOM IS epigenetic NT by I had to paste that cos I couldn't 11/13/2013, 2:38pm PST
Hello! NT by Kraftwerk 08/29/2008, 2:11pm PDT
Hi! How many people are in Kraftwerk? Is that number more than one? Peace out. NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:36pm PDT
You're probably thinking of Georgio Moroder or someone like that v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/29/2008, 10:58pm PDT
Re: Futurists by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 1:06am PDT
Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Fussbett 08/31/2008, 7:50am PDT
Re: Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:07am PDT
Your girlfriend is in scare quotes - new site motto plz NT by Bunyip 09/01/2008, 6:20pm PDT
I will do it in the hopes that we get more Bunyip, whom I enjoy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2008, 9:20pm PDT
Ugh, when will ICJ stop bribing posters just to post? by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 9:37pm PDT
"girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 8:00pm PDT
Re: "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Quétinbec 09/02/2008, 6:43am PDT
How WOULD a 65 year old millionaire hope to get laid, QB? NT by FABIO 09/02/2008, 10:42am PDT
He would mostly play computer games but occassionally whore. NT by Quétinbec 09/03/2008, 10:50pm PDT
See if the Malay "girlfriend" will act as an older sister figure to the new "GF" by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 4:50am PDT
She would rather murder us both. by Quétinbec 09/04/2008, 7:12pm PDT
You already know you can subdue her physically. by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 9:39pm PDT
Hurry up and inherit a farm, Fussbett! NT by SHEESH! 09/05/2008, 8:25am PDT
prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/05/2008, 2:27am PDT
Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by Quétinbec 09/06/2008, 8:16am PDT
Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/06/2008, 10:26pm PDT
yeah, the guy obviously bleached his hair NT by people with eyes 09/08/2008, 3:56pm PDT
Re: Futurists by lurkie 02/03/2009, 8:17pm PST
2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Fussbett 11/10/2008, 1:42pm PST
You sound like Sara Palin (a stupid fuckin slut) by Jerry Whorebach 11/10/2008, 2:25pm PST
Q: A/S/L? A: "The answer is z." by Zsenitan 11/10/2008, 2:53pm PST
Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Entropy Stew 11/10/2008, 3:58pm PST
Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/10/2008, 4:14pm PST
Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by bombMexico 11/10/2008, 6:43pm PST
I got it to out itself. by Rafiki 11/10/2008, 11:10pm PST
you arrogant ass you killed US NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/10/2008, 11:49pm PST
What if the torpedo missed the sub after he said that? by I need clarification 11/11/2008, 2:54am PST
Rafiki is consistently my favorite poster NT by Caltrops 11/11/2008, 4:10pm PST
oh my god by fabio 09/18/2013, 5:20am PDT
Hahahaha by Eurotrash 09/18/2013, 1:50pm PDT
What happened by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2013, 3:28pm PDT
Ach, my post was just a slight anxiety attack, the result of an evening of by Eurotrash 09/19/2013, 12:42pm PDT
Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Magnus, Robot Fighter 11/12/2008, 11:54am PST
Latest Kurzweil circle-jerk not lending him or his predictions any credibility. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 6:13am PST
How much is the Wired staff masturbating about this news? by Fussbett 02/03/2009, 1:48pm PST
CHANCELLOR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 2:03pm PST
That's fancy academic-speak for the guy with THE FINEST of the oak pipes. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 5:34pm PST
Bertrand Russell never got to be a Chancellor =/ NT by Fortinbras 03/22/2009, 1:25am PDT
Psh and Grizzly Adams had a beard. NT by Shooter McGavin 03/22/2009, 11:16am PDT
*scary as shit graph* by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 6:17pm PDT
Or cool as shit. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/21/2009, 6:23pm PDT
Unless Kurzweil is short for Future-Kurzweil, how the H.G. Wells would he know? NT by Gruman 03/21/2009, 6:44pm PDT
reddit post addressing this very question by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 7:39pm PDT
Re: reddit post addressing this very question by Entropy Stew 03/21/2009, 9:10pm PDT
That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 9:31am PDT
Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by E. L. Koba 03/22/2009, 10:12am PDT
time and progress turn compute problems into I/O problems by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 12:23pm PDT
Senor Barborito by Fussbett 03/22/2009, 3:04pm PDT
Re: Senor Barborito by Entropy Stew 03/23/2009, 1:32am PDT
Not true~~~! by Zsenitan 03/24/2009, 9:26am PDT
So true NT by Kab(uke) Seme 01/17/2014, 1:03pm PST
Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Mischief Maker 03/22/2009, 2:58pm PDT
Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/24/2009, 8:09am PDT
Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 10:35am PDT
Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by laudablepuss 03/27/2009, 12:16pm PDT
Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:19pm PDT
A few other things by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:35pm PDT
Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:13pm PDT
(which is why I was using 10^16) NT by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:21pm PDT
Cat Brain achieved by Choson 11/18/2009, 11:16am PST
"The thinking part of the brain!" by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/18/2009, 2:01pm PST
Re: "The thinking part of the brain!" by Backpropagating Stew 11/19/2009, 7:41pm PST
No by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/19/2009, 11:15pm PST
Update log: Ray is closing in on the prize (in his mind) by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 1:26pm PDT
Q1 2011 update: Computers good at Jeopardy (reference to "tweets" still ok) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2011, 5:17pm PST
sliding public idea of "what a computer can do" now biggest threat to my victory by Ray of Light 03/15/2011, 12:57am PDT
What do you think about surprise? NT by ELIZA 03/15/2011, 4:35am PDT
Twitter bots fool over 200 followers by E. L. Koba 03/27/2011, 6:05pm PDT
2012 Loebner Contest Website dumber than average Loebner chatbot by Souffle of Pain 05/18/2012, 3:13pm PDT
"The judge's questions appear in the bottom two panes." NT by WELL DUH what language ISN'T read f 05/19/2012, 8:32am PDT
Not looking good, Ray NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/01/2013, 8:51pm PST
Oh yeah? Computers are now taking on comedy. Already as funny as TDARCOS by Smell Gibson 01/04/2013, 7:10pm PST
Ray Kurzweil is now Google's director of engineering by Mr. Kool 01/02/2013, 8:17pm PST
It is not. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/02/2013, 8:58pm PST
2013 Loebner Prize winner's qualifier round by Mitsuku 09/18/2013, 3:28am PDT
What happens if the test is "passed" by obvious moron judges? NT by viDEEooo! 11/14/2013, 5:59am PST
Two more years, Ray! NT by Ray of Light Fan 01/01/2014, 9:36pm PST
Supercomputer takes 40m to simulate less than 1% of brain for 1 second. by Last 01/13/2014, 2:57pm PST
Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ray of Light 02/25/2014, 2:10am PST
A fine conclusion. One of the hallmarks of Caltrops. NT by Shredder 02/25/2014, 7:40am PST
"Will Ray or Fussbett still post to Caltrops by 2015" would have been a better b NT by Mysterio 05/14/2014, 10:42pm PDT
Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by laudablepuss 02/25/2014, 11:10am PST
Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2014, 11:53am PST
Maybe you paid up too soon by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 1:27pm PDT
You got played by Captain Cyborg by Entropy Stew 06/09/2014, 9:10pm PDT
This is why I don't make bets with real money :( NT by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT
PSH, I've seen better chatbots by Ray Kurzwell 06/11/2014, 8:29am PDT
No I'm a 13 year old little boy, I swear NT by To Catch an AI 06/11/2014, 4:35pm PDT
Stinky is going into a counter top MAME "cabinet". Stinks less after the timeout NT by FSBT 06/10/2014, 9:52pm PDT
Where do you post these days, Ray? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 02/11/2016, 7:41pm PST
2 chat bots have at it by oooooooooooo! 09/28/2014, 7:59pm PDT
Fussbett wins by Fussbett 01/01/2016, 11:25pm PST
Re: Fussbett wins by Rafiki 01/02/2016, 10:56am PST
The biggest upset of this thread by fabio 01/02/2016, 9:05pm PST
Re: The biggest upset of this thread by X 08/30/2023, 6:12am PDT
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