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by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2008, 3:05pm PDT |
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1. Capcom can spin it any way they want, but their managers are incompetent and should be fired if they couldn't get a patch in for the text. I know they don't care, and they are all patting themselves on the back, but this just creates the impression that they are run by people way over their head.
2. The aiming of the pistol is laughably bad. It seems to pick a random degree in a 360 degree circle to direct you when you go to aim.
3. The Carlito / Brad thing seems to be scripted by amateurs. Brad is worthless in combat, Carlito can take several direct shots from me without slowing down, and at one point I decided to turn on Brad as I read that he pulls out a rocket launcher when he gets low on health. He turned hostile and then ran into the front of that restaurant, legs constantly in motion, until Carlito finished him off. All this, and there is no thematic reason for these two to be trying to kill each other at this point in the game. (Of course, if it is explained, I couldn't read it.)
4. The lack of a restroom, to save, when you get to this fight is unforgivable. Jack moves at the pace of a slug up a cunt's ass, and you have to cross the park-like to get there.
5. I'm amazed they released it with the cell phone going off literally every 20 seconds.
Of course, it's still worth playing because I grabbed 40 dishes and proceeded to hurl them like the discs of Tron in an otherwise buggy gunfight. The weapons system is AMAZING, and single-handedly makes the game worth playing. I also caught, late, that the wine restores full health, so I am sure I can slog through it and seem more interesting stuff. But on the whole, the game really doesn't seem like it's finished.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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Can I swap the cell phone for one that instantly sends calls to voicemail? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2008, 1:19pm PDT 
Would it have been too much to use me instead of tiny HD text? NT by VOICE(!) 09/02/2008, 2:34pm PDT 
Exactly. I would like to complain about the following: by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2008, 3:05pm PDT 
Sounds like you quit before the jeep by FABIO 09/02/2008, 8:35pm PDT 
This is important by Lizard_King 09/02/2008, 8:52pm PDT 
Why does the game work that way anyway? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/02/2008, 8:57pm PDT 
Okay. Yeah, I was playing it wrong. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2008, 12:42am PDT 
Re: Okay. Yeah, I was playing it wrong. by Lizard_King 09/03/2008, 5:50am PDT 
ICJ: stop reading ways to play the game and just play the game. by Fussbett 09/03/2008, 9:47am PDT 
Re: ICJ: stop reading ways to play the game and just play the game. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2008, 1:10pm PDT 
Who needs a top ten when you've got a top ONE HUNDRED? by Jerry Whorebach 09/03/2008, 1:19pm PDT 
If you have trouble finding him again, the name of the store is IN THE CLOSET. NT by Oh, those scamperous nips! 09/03/2008, 1:21pm PDT 
yeah you have to clean out a full column of boxes for him. (He's fat) NT by Fussbett 09/03/2008, 2:09pm PDT 
My top 100 list is first drafty nonsense. I disavow most of it. So: Bill, then by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2008, 2:27pm PDT 
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