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| Sammy Hagar story by Fullofkittens 09/01/2008, 4:47am PDT | ||||
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| This guy I know got tickets from one of his friends to go see Sammy Hagar at our local annual rock festival/town commerce thing that I never go to. He was a little concerned about the whole idea because his friend is a rabid =VH= fan and he hates Sammy Hagar with a passion. I think he might actually spit after he says Van Hagar. But the guy managed to score some free tickets so what the hell.
They got to the concert and Sammy starts out with "I Can't Drive 55" which I guess I would've assumed was his 2nd encore song, but no. Two things become apparent immediately: #1 is that Sammy Hagar fans are all a bunch of ex-frat guys with huge muscles who may in fact be off-duty cops. #2 is that his friend (VHFan) is there to heckle Sammy Hagar. "Lansing, are you ready to ROCK?" "YOU SUCK!!!!!!!" My buddy, game for pretty much any shenanigans, starts heckling as well. He, however, prudently stops when he gets boxed in by a couple of huge guys who demand to know why anyone would want to go to concert just to ruin someone else's good time. "No sirs, I would not want to do that." VHFan uses this distraction to produce an empty 20oz bottle from his pants which he throws at Sammy, striking Sammy squarely on the chest. Sammy, being a pro, pretends as if this did not happen. Now it is seriously looking like my friend and VHFan are about to get their asses kicked by a bunch of enraged Sammy Hagar fans. VHFan, who is apparently a charismatic guy (I've never met him) manages to placate them all and pretends to start rocking out. He then pulls something else out of his pants: the piece de resistance. I flinched when I heard this part of the story but it was not his penis - it was a banner. "Hey (FoK's friend), help me hoist this up." They raise a huge banner that says FUCK YOU SAMMY HAGAR, YOU RUINED VAN HALEN Sammy Hagar, who is busy riling up the crowd while his touring guitarist plays an extended solo, gives them a double thumbs up for bringing a banner, and then reads it, and is crestfallen. (Then they have to run and hide in the tent where the bands have their catering done, which luckily they could do because they were friends with another of the bands.) |
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Right Now II by Sammy Hagar by 09/01/2008, 4:22am PDT  They fully cover global warming. NT by 09/01/2008, 4:29am PDT making a sequel to a song: perhaps the dumbest thing ever by 09/01/2008, 4:30am PDT How about making a sequel to a video? NT by 09/01/2008, 11:48am PDT Sammy Hagar story by 09/01/2008, 4:47am PDT thats a wonderful story, your friend should have asked shammy to wear the banner NT by 09/01/2008, 11:16am PDT I COULDN'T FIT IT, IT'S TOO BIG, JUST LIKE MY NT by 09/01/2008, 3:15pm PDT I just love David Lee Roth so fucking much that I can't live in a world with Hag NT by 09/01/2008, 12:51pm PDT hey fok youre from MI also? (who cares) NT by 09/01/2008, 1:10pm PDT Right now, Sammy is probably posting on youtube (more like boobtube) by 09/01/2008, 9:53pm PDT I bet that guy really loves the daily show (like ray). NT by 09/01/2008, 10:03pm PDT |
