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Treatise on shitting and fear by Last 08/15/2008, 9:07am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

You don't shit when you're scared ...


When I was in college I was walking around at night talking with a friend and a group of 6 guys surrounded us and started picking a fight. They knocked my friend down and turned to me. I was pretty fucking scared! I didn't shit, but I did feel a little turtlehead starting to poke out. I remember thinking "ATTENTION ANUS: THIS IS NOT THE TIME".

In conclusion, I decided to take a few licks until they got bored and moved on. It was mostly just one guy trying to provoke me into a fight but I had the impression that if I fought back then the other guys would take that as a signal to jump in. Action movies have taught me that only a supreme pussy can't beat up six guys at once, but at the time I figured it'd be better to catch a couple bruises from one guy than get curb-stomped by six. Oh well! Maybe I could have beaten them all up and left them tied to a lamppost for the cops with a sign around their necks while I went off to mount the cheerleading squad, but now I'll never know.
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cr8 pasted this to me, he said it was on 4chan. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2008, 7:45pm PDT NEW
    What is this, YouTube? Fake. NT by Fussbett 08/14/2008, 8:11pm PDT NEW
        I will go ahead and believe this anyway. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2008, 8:18pm PDT NEW
    probably 500% true by Grumah 08/14/2008, 8:13pm PDT NEW
    Re: cr8 pasted this to me, he said it was on 4chan. by QuĂ©tinbec 08/15/2008, 8:33am PDT NEW
        Treatise on shitting and fear by Last 08/15/2008, 9:07am PDT NEW
            Fag NT by Gruman 08/15/2008, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                gruman has finally arrived, grats NT by dinggrats, the ding-gratser 08/15/2008, 10:36pm PDT NEW
                    ...? by Gruman 08/15/2008, 10:38pm PDT NEW
        You underestimate goons. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/15/2008, 9:39am PDT NEW
        thats true but by Grumah 08/15/2008, 9:14pm PDT NEW
 
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