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by Worm 07/26/2008, 4:00pm PDT |
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This game is so depressing that it makes you want to ruin the lives of anyone around you. For example, it immediately made me want to punish all of Caltrops with a review, but I can't even get to the end because at one point someone decided the well spaced save points would only ruin the giant naga and werewolf gauntlet you need to run. Apparently there isn't much to look forward to either, I was gleefully informed by one of my friends(who is playing on easy >:( ) that the very final boss had a bow segment that puts the earlier one to shame.
The fucking game is like being constipated on vacation, no one wants to hear about it, no one wants to experience, so every fucking reviewer has just been talking about the vacation. This game is seriously an Alone in the Dark level piece of shit. |
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Ninja Gaiden 2 bounces between pure genius and absolutely uninspired shit. by Worm 06/21/2008, 10:26pm PDT 
Agreed. by Lizard_King 06/22/2008, 6:54am PDT
After soldiering on a little longer, I recommend you bury or unload it. by Worm 07/26/2008, 4:00pm PDT
a normal person would want to ruin the lives of the devs who made it, not anyone NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 4:15pm PDT
Yeah, it just generates undirected rage. You might want to try it ... by Worm 07/26/2008, 5:11pm PDT
Thanks for the life lesson wrom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 5:14pm PDT
yeah I played the first game and had the REAL proper reaction already by Grumah 07/26/2008, 5:17pm PDT
Yeah, that's what I did with World of Warcraft. Different strokes. NT by Worm 07/26/2008, 5:24pm PDT
no one will say that NG was the best of its genre (as shitty as the genre might NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 5:27pm PDT
Well, no one here. This is Capcom country. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/26/2008, 7:10pm PDT
Boy I sure hope they make you use the bow more next game! NT by Fucking nobody 06/22/2008, 12:11pm PDT
That's called "adventure." It's what makes NG an "action AND adventure" game. by Jerry Whorebach 07/26/2008, 4:56pm PDT
Made it to the 2nd level then just got bored by FABIO 07/30/2008, 9:36pm PDT
So it's like pretty much every fighting game. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/30/2008, 9:53pm PDT
Every fighting game is like Devil May Cry?!?! NT by ARE YOU STUPID? 07/31/2008, 12:58am PDT
You didn't read FABIO's post I guess. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2008, 1:08am PDT
Yeah, too bad you can't mash buttons half as good as everyone else. :( NT by Worm 07/31/2008, 6:25am PDT
I could lose out on all this(!!!!!!!!!). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/31/2008, 11:10am PDT
All it needs is sko bloody palace and it'd be fantastic. NT by Worm 07/30/2008, 10:26pm PDT
sko bloody palace of limp lifeless children with heads smashed open like melons NT by gruman 07/30/2008, 10:30pm PDT
hey and fighting games NT by Worm 07/30/2008, 10:36pm PDT
IT SURE SOUNDS GREAT NT by bdar 07/31/2008, 1:54am PDT
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