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Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:17pm PDT
This was the greatest scientific process that has ever or will ever happen. There was more scientific progress and more evolutionary leaps in the last year than there ever has or will be ever be again. This progress was beautiful and was eventually made completely perfect. The only bad thing about all of this is kazonori yamauchi. This fool made it so difficult for me. I only just managed to create God’s image before he got rid of me. This fool nearly stopped the creation of the most important thing ever made by man. I got in touch with a cryptographer and some physicists and some truly great things happened and then kazonori yamauchi happened. The piece of useless, walking, talking, stupid *** nearly wrecked it all.

The unified theory of the universe has been acquired because of all of this, but has not been proven and will not be proven until I test the physics engine. Part of my job was to test the equations the physicists were making. Every time I broke these equations at their weakest point they saw where to make them stronger. Just like the code. So there was progress in every aspect thanks to my standard.

Polyphony digital are already exploiting this information. God’s information. They have already sold some of this information to companies high up in the motor industry. Can you hear who it is? This practice is going on because people cant fully understand how important what I’m saying is. This code and this scientific progress is going to give birth to the future and polyphony digital are monopolising it. Nobody owns this code. There has to be a patent law regarding God? God is equal to everyone and no individual or company has the right to abuse this information. Can somebody do something???

* A car held all the secrets.
* Binary code led to God.
* Physics led to Jesus.
* Inertia was the key to everything.
* Only through a car could a connection develop where God’s image could be created.
* This code will change the world and you have an equal right to it.
* Kazonori yamauchi is a piece of *** who nearly stopped this from happening. He is stupid and useless, and because his video game is all he has, he wanted this to be about him. He really believes that God has chosen him to be the sole beneficiary from this code. The stupid piece of thieving ***. YOU FOOOOL



I still haven’t accounted for the 10 or so seconds that I was in the 5th dimension. I witnessed something that I still haven’t shared. This point and one more point regarding the system of inertia, have to be fully explained.

When I realised that this Japanese piece of *** had really left me with nothing I was faced with the realisation that I was going to have to try to explain this story without the proof. I planned to make a point of the fact that it took balls for me to write this and to tell people about it.



There is a pair of balls underneath the car. God is making a point that his son had the balls to go through with the crucifixion. If he didn’t, this system would be meaningless and the entire laws of physics and the universe would have been a waste of time.



As for the ten seconds I spent in the 5th dimension. It is very difficult to explain this with words. First matter turned into light quite quickly. Then space and time appeared to close in on me but then opened out into infinity. At this time I was only a mind. The power was unbelievable. The light then appeared to draw my attention to the left. There was a person sitting down quite a distance away from me. This person seemed powerful but not as powerful as the light. Then the light retreated, the same way it had appeared and the force that accompanied it nearly killed me.

When the physicists managed to figure out where the cross went, the polyPHONY digital fools and even the physicists were telling me I was Jesus. Based on the coincidences with regards to Ayrton Senna describing both process’s that led to perfect light. I too thought that I was Jesus. Ego mania is great! Thinking you are the son of God is a nice thought. It’s like being drunk. I would just like to state here that I am not the son of God. I’m the alpha male.



I also have to add that I forgot about the test that found the points of inertia that completed the cross. Not only did I find these points but I also described and hypothesised the test that found them. I completely forgot. So basically I provided the physicists with a cross and they eventually figured out where it went. It took them long enough too. A lack of leadership, communication and balls were the cause of this tardiness. I also suggested that there may be a halo. In fact there is a long list of brilliant theories I contributed. I’m being modest.
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Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:12pm PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Fortinbras 07/26/2008, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                Thanks fortinbras. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                    Your gaping asshole on Jhohse.cx will forever haunt my mind NT by Fortinbras 07/26/2008, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                        Do you mean tauren porn? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Alan Hartman 07/26/2008, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                YOU WERE MOOG ALL ALONG? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Bananadine 07/26/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
            do you want that I read all that?? No sorry it's stupid !!!!!! NT by Omar Mother Fucking Abid 07/27/2008, 12:07am PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 1:23pm PDT NEW
        he is beginning to believe NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    You were great on TNG, not so great in Con-Air. Send autograph, plz. NT by Last 07/26/2008, 1:52pm PDT NEW
        I think he was good in Con Air but he seemed to be overcompensating for the fact NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 1:53pm PDT NEW
        DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 1:55pm PDT NEW
    YOU'RE DRIFTING WAY TO HARD NT by E. L. Koba 07/26/2008, 3:14pm PDT NEW
        HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT o____________o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            I'M GOING FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by E. L. Koba 07/26/2008, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                It sounds like something you want, but you don't. ;-; NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 5:44pm PDT NEW
    I wish I loved video games that much. NT by Fussbett 07/26/2008, 7:00pm PDT NEW
        Just be careful to not throw everything away for the drift. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 8:52pm PDT NEW
            Hey man, I've been turning code in coiled tubes of light since before you were b NT by Fussbett 07/27/2008, 6:16am PDT NEW
    You freaky motherfucker! You're scaring us half to death! NT by Quétinbec 07/26/2008, 8:15pm PDT NEW
    Oh yeah, well, my bones are denser than titanium and one time a car hit me and I NT by Cleve Blakemore 07/26/2008, 11:07pm PDT NEW
 
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