Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle - Re: Hey wanna know the creepiest thing I did today?

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by Quétinbec 07/04/2008, 6:41am PDT

Jerry Whorebach wrote:

To be fair to me, it looked like the girl was shoplifting a pair of bowling balls in her pants, but to be fair to society, she was also maybe thirteen.

I hope I didn't just make you wince so hard you chipped a tooth or something :(

Back when I didn't believe in being a good man, I had rape fantasies so terrible I should have lost all faith in myself, but I did the smart thing and blamed it on the world, and now here I am today, an assistant financial planner who'll be making six figures in three years time if I meet my targets (what an inspiration, Jerry!).

The legal age for sex is 16 in most countries and I’ll admit to wanking over plenty of girls as young as 14. When you were 13, you were wanking to 13 y/o girls. Was that a fad? As you age, the shame changes your ways but what you did in looking at that girl’s ass was a very natural and boring thing and I would bet that a guy as socially deprived as you has much more interesting things to say about this shit.

You missed your chance to fuck 16 y/o's, Jerry. You're too old now. How does that make you feel? You'll have to go to Europe now and pay for it.

Hey wanna know the creepiest thing I did today? by Jerry Whorebach 07/04/2008, 1:40am PDT NEW

Re: Hey wanna know the creepiest thing I did today? by Quétinbec 07/04/2008, 6:41am PDT NEW

Re: Hey wanna know the creepiest thing I did today? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/04/2008, 6:44am PDT NEW

I was hoping you'd chime in on this one. Thanks for not letting me down. by Jerry Whorebach 07/04/2008, 10:45pm PDT NEW