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I never played it by Fortinbras 06/25/2008, 12:24pm PDT
But I thought Yahtzee was marketed as the street-wise erudite-tongued flash-compiler who wasn't afraid to TELL IT LIKE IT IS compared to those hacks at Gamespot or IGN. His review is "The technical gameplay is good but the story sucks and the cutscenes are way too long" albeit with more long winded analogies, a fact which IGN and Gamespot didn't fail to mention in spite of their bought-and-paid for 9.5 reviews.

In honor of Hideo Kojima's avant-garde latte-sipping beret-wearing style this is the kind of review it should have been:

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yzy says what we already knew without playing the game. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/25/2008, 11:55am PDT NEW
    I thought his schtick was trolling fans of good games, not bad ones by Fortinbras 06/25/2008, 11:57am PDT NEW
        Did you think brawl was a good game? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/25/2008, 12:03pm PDT NEW
            I never played it by Fortinbras 06/25/2008, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                Well at least he didn't say that shit THEN give it a positive score. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/25/2008, 12:26pm PDT NEW
                    Didn't he, though? DIDN'T HE?! >=( NT by Fortinbras 06/25/2008, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Analysis: Insufficiently bold. by Lizard_King 06/25/2008, 8:16pm PDT NEW
            The sky. It's blue. Now fuck you, pay me like Yahtzee and/or Tom Chick NT by Fortinbras 06/25/2008, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                BUT THERE WAS NO GOD (well said) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/26/2008, 12:08am PDT NEW
                Typical. by Lizard_King 06/26/2008, 1:12am PDT NEW
            I agree that it wasn't negative enough NT by Grumah 06/26/2008, 7:51am PDT NEW
            BUT IS IT.......... BOLD? by sdroa jists 12/16/2011, 1:55am PST NEW
    More detail in his BLAWG (spoilans). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/26/2008, 12:34am PDT NEW
 
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