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God help you, Quétinbec. (Warning: do not read.) by laudablepuss 06/25/2008, 1:14am PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

- Does laudablepuss wear glasses?


Much like my friend's dog, who, if you just touch his nose and do nothing else, he'll wag his tail because HOORAY that qualifies as attention, you've gone and made me sadly wag my tail. I do wear glasses, and I'm bald. Or rather, I'm balding and I shave my head entirely or keep what's left at hair trimmer attachment one-length. I've mentioned before, I believe, that I use online dating websites to talk to all manner of lunatics from all over the world (maybe -- many of them are confirmed liars). I've recently gotten bored with that, though, and the people I meet in real life are plenty insane already. Just the other day, for example, I dropped off a very drunk girl of my acquaintance at her boyfriend's house. At that point, she insisted I stay for a drink or two (well okay, I'm easy) and then proceeded to kiss me and hug me a lot. Her boyfriend weighs twice what I do, is about 8 feet tall and, HELLO, was in the room. Haha! I extricated myself and escaped without dying, somehow. Good deeds and punishment, the sequel by Dostoevsky.

The exciting conclusion to my comment in the Glen Beck hospital thread: back in March, my friend decided that living with cancer was unpleasant and difficult and went ahead and stopped. I sometimes visit a lovely picture of him in a glass case at the urn-museum or whatever you call it at the cemetery.

This is the first and very likely the last in the "Boring facts about me" post series. Thanks for clicking, and if you actually read this, my sincere apologies.
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Any way of creating an email address with a customisable domain name for free? by Quétinbec 06/18/2008, 8:27am PDT NEW
    EvilEmail used to have respectableaddress.com but they got rid of it NT by Bananadine 06/18/2008, 9:43am PDT NEW
    Well, the CFO of KPMG will have to have a Gmail account then. NT by Quétinbec 06/19/2008, 4:03am PDT NEW
        90% of jobs don't call or check references NT by so just fucking lie already 06/19/2008, 3:52pm PDT NEW
            I lied on my resume for my last job. by Hans Clastorp 06/19/2008, 5:48pm PDT NEW
                I frequently have dreams about being unprepared. Being uncovered as a fraud. by Fussbett 06/19/2008, 5:57pm PDT NEW
                    The dreamz moral is your fraudulent 'work' has left you unprepared for real work NT by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:33am PDT NEW
                        Like manual labour? I could do some real honest working man's work no problem. by Fussbett 06/20/2008, 9:45am PDT NEW
                            Make me some bookshelves NT by your girlfriend 06/20/2008, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                                NO!!! Would you settle for an arcade cabinet? I need proper motivation. NT by Fussbett 06/20/2008, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                On my resume I claimed to beat sasy in the typing contest. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/20/2008, 1:29am PDT NEW
                Re: I lied on my resume for my last job. by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:31am PDT NEW
                    jesus fuck, you can't even spring for a fucking domain name for your dad's co? by you're a waste of life 06/20/2008, 1:12pm PDT NEW
                        Re: jesus fuck, you can't even spring for a fucking domain name for your dad's by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                            Re: jesus fuck, you can't even spring for a fucking domain name for your dad's by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/21/2008, 1:33am PDT NEW
                                HEY NT by Entropy Stew 06/21/2008, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                                    It's a race as to who registers poweredbypointy.com first NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/24/2008, 7:15pm PDT NEW
                                Hey, thanks ICJ! But I'd rather Caltrops remained our dirty secret. NT by Quétinbec 06/21/2008, 9:18pm PDT NEW
                                    why don't you become a concierge and use your whore getting NT by skills for tips 06/24/2008, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                            It takes money to make money. Ask you powerful father about this. by Fussbett 06/21/2008, 11:55pm PDT NEW
                                When you get tired of employment tips, QB, see me for some unemployment tips. by Jerry Whorebach 06/22/2008, 2:15am PDT NEW
                I created a whole graphics company in Las Vegas that I "worked for" when I first by I need clarification 06/20/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                    I think the bald guy on Seinfeld did the same thing. Coincidence? NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2008, 11:02pm PDT NEW
                        Like you don't know his name and have every line memorized from seeing it 8000 t NT by I need clarification 06/21/2008, 2:26am PDT NEW
                            I know YOUR name, it hasn't stopped me from calling you the bald guy on Caltrops NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/21/2008, 3:55am PDT NEW
                                Awwwwwwww NT by Feelings being hurt, all over 06/21/2008, 12:01pm PDT NEW
                                Shit, Jerry has discovered INC's photo-blog! by Quétinbec 06/21/2008, 9:22pm PDT NEW
                                    God help you, Quétinbec. (Warning: do not read.) by laudablepuss 06/25/2008, 1:14am PDT NEW
                                        I should probably end on a happier note at least by laudablepuss 06/25/2008, 1:25am PDT NEW
                                            Awesome, I never EVEN figured you for a three-dimensional character. by Jerry Whorebach 06/25/2008, 2:42am PDT NEW
                                                It's an illusion. I'm strictly sprite-based 2.5 d. NT by laudablepuss 06/25/2008, 10:05am PDT NEW
                                                    Worthy of at least a 6/10. NT by George Broussard 06/26/2008, 9:27pm PDT NEW
 
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