This review is a new games journalism nightmare.
by Jhoh Cable
06/24/2008, 3:34 PM

If this game were a movie, the only person who would give it a positive review would be, I dunno, Dana Stevens?

Also, the implication that I should not only buy a Playstation 3, but some surround sound setup, just for a "pretentious art house" game is pretty insulting. I'll save my money for a game with good writers, but thanks for trying to fool me, you apparently think any reader just has too much money and needs to find a way to spend a bunch of it before it goes bad like fruit.