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by Quétinbec 06/14/2008, 9:57pm PDT |
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So I’m forced to apply for shitwork as a condition of a loan. I applied at Subway Sandwiches but was turned down! I was also turned down for a couple of cleaning jobs at the casino. What the FUCK, world? There’s a bakery near a supermarket that’s out of the way and discreet with 'part time workers wanted' sign outside. It was staffed by two ~15 y/o’s.
"Yep, hang on a second, mate; I’ll be with you in a bit…Alright."
"Hi, I’m actually wondering about the part time work you’ve got advertised here."
"Oh, yeah OK… But actually, my boss was after someone younger. She wants someone aged about grade 10."
[I’m too old to know what grade 10 is. Form 5, I guess? About the same age as this guy, probably.]
"Oh OK! Hahaha!"
"Yeah. Well, hang on. How old are you, mate?"
"I’m 26."
"OK. Well, she could pay you more because you’re older."
" Hahaha. No, that’s alright. How much are you getting if you don’t mind me asking."
"Yeah... because I’m on $10."
[Taking opportunity to regain pride by laughing at this motherfucker’s shit wage!]
"Oh, 10 bucks?! Hahahah! No, man sorry! I was just looking for some temporary work, you know. I mean, I’m just looking for something temporary."
"Yeah. I can give you this application form if you want."
"No thanks! No, man. I’m OK. Thank you, though. THANKS." |
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Jobs! by Quétinbec 06/14/2008, 9:57pm PDT 
You would've had to get up early to make the donuts. You're better off. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2008, 10:27pm PDT
So now you're having Jerry Whorebach-like conversations with clerks? by Fussbett 06/14/2008, 11:00pm PDT
"Cooking? Isn't that what servants do?" NT by Fortinbras 06/14/2008, 11:59pm PDT
They really are the friendliest people in the world by I need clarification 06/15/2008, 2:04am PDT
This reminds me of the last time I applied for a job. by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 7:12pm PDT
We're not talking about BLOW jobs OHHHHHHHHHHH (well, we probably will be) by I need clarification 06/16/2008, 7:42pm PDT
You can get raw power from a Dyson. Show me a blowjob with some accountability! NT by Entropy Stew 06/16/2008, 9:38pm PDT
Apparently the thing I'm supposed to do here is take full accountability for the by Zsenitan 06/16/2008, 10:27pm PDT
No one doubt my capabilities by Quétinbec 06/17/2008, 2:38am PDT
What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by I need clarification 06/17/2008, 1:03pm PDT
Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Quétinbec 06/18/2008, 8:12am PDT
Yes :( by I need clarification 06/18/2008, 12:35pm PDT
Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/19/2008, 3:48am PDT
Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Last 06/19/2008, 7:40am PDT
quick? I meant quit NT by Last 06/19/2008, 9:55am PDT
Re: Jesus Christ what is wrong with just using internet porn like a human being? by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:39am PDT
watch i don't shrinks your dick with the shrinkser ray, scumball NT by Duke Nukem 06/20/2008, 4:05am PDT
Re: Yes :( by I need clarification 06/19/2008, 1:11pm PDT
Re: Yes :( by Quétinbec 06/20/2008, 2:43am PDT
Re: Yes :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2008, 3:48am PDT
They've still got 'em. by Fullofkittens 06/19/2008, 6:05am PDT
Re: They've still got 'em. by sassy 06/19/2008, 9:44am PDT
Re: What about a hat with crocodile teeth in it? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/19/2008, 6:14am PDT
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