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Re: Hey, someone give me one page of text of something you've played recently by Zsenitan 06/12/2008, 1:43pm PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

For the "review" section on the front page. I will even find a screenshot. I will attempt to follow my own request with a review of "Castle Crisis," a newly made Warlords clone for the Atari 800, but people will make fun of us (me) if I leave that up there for five months.

Articles are also good, in fact, Ray's struggle with that thing from the Black Hole that he used to clean his toilet is a good candidate.


ICJ


Here's one page of text on what made me quit WoW:

Characters: Audibly fat Texan (AFT), brusque-sounding woman (BSW), Nasally loser 1 (NL1), Nasally loser 2 (NL2), Sexually Frustrated 16-year-old (SF16)

AFT: ...yeah and uh, don't quote me on this, but Tamara's gonna be out of town for two weeks and uh...

NL1: hyer hyer hyer hyer hyer

AFT: ...and uh... that's all wild time know wut I'm sayin?

NL1 & NL2: hyer hyer hyer hyer snort hyer

NL1: Hyer hyer got any big plans Colby? {---- I am not making this name up, nor was there ever a huskier-sounding name.

AFT: Huh huh huh well yew know....

BSW: G'night guys. (Logs off of beautiful belf male huntard in t5)

(Nobody replies.)

NL2: Who wants to do ache mech?

Me, typing in gchat: oh man this fucking vent thing is crazy overstimulating.

SF16: Why?

Me: I'm totally petrified of getting a mike now. You guys are gonna be all zomg what big titties that voice has.

SF16: Why would you say that? I'm not like... some kind of sexually frustrated 16-year-old.

Me: I didn't mean that it's just that man. You know?

SF16: ...I have a girlfriend. I'm not desperate.

AFT: Huh huh yeah we wait till you all log off before we talk about your titties anyway.

NL2: hyer hyer hyer well you can talk about my titties.

(More titty-related joshing continues, good-naturedly.)

Me: (Re-evaluating the course of my life, painfully, silently.)

AFT: Anyway did I tell yew whut my plans are this weekend?

Chorus of fucking losers: (Variety of absolutely the lamest sorts of sex jokes, as if the pile of slack flesh on the receiving end of said were capable of attaining gratification anywhere but a drive-thru.)

AFT: Awwww huh huh huh. But I'm gonna run Bee Gees like hell, I wanna get that badge.

SF16: I'll run ache mech.

AFT: Yeahhhhh I'm gonna run Aye Bee until mah eyes are sore.

Me: (logs off for ever.)
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Hey, someone give me one page of text of something you've played recently by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2008, 11:29am PDT NEW
    Re: Hey, someone give me one page of text of something you've played recently by Zsenitan 06/12/2008, 1:43pm PDT NEW
        This sounds horrible. I wish they'd start shipping PCs without mic ports. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2008, 2:21pm PDT NEW
            This'll make it all better by Fortinbras 06/12/2008, 3:35pm PDT NEW
 
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