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Re: I have been talking with people. by I need clarification 06/09/2008, 12:49am PDT
Fussbett wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

I’m living in a mixed, 8 bunk, 150 person backpackers right now and I’ve been talking to motherfuckers from all over about this. I can’t speak to Americans directly because they only leave their country for wars, but I’ve found Canadians, Englishmen, and Irishmen who’ve been to Vegas. They were amazed that my strip club allowed touching and at so low a rate.

I would've had the same no-touch Vegas story to tell you, but recently a friend claims that it's opened up to squeezing. He could be lying though. I'm just relaying the rumour.

Those Canadians are not from Ontario, I'm guessing.

Strip club touching rumors are the worst. Everyone knows someone who's claimed to have been blown in the back room, much less having a stray hand touch a tit and not be thrown out right away. Meanwhile, everyone really just sits there with that horrible "fake bored" look on their face and their hands clamped to their thighs, hoping an ass cheek will brush against a knuckle surreptitiously and they can at least feel like they got something for their money.

The worst thing for me has always been seeing someone I jerked off to working in a strip club unexpectedly. Obviously if it's a big name porn star(let), you expect them to be headlining a club and you just sit back and watch the show like everyone else. But when it's a soft-core late night cable queen you suddenly recognize, you're taken aback because you feel like you KNOW this person in real life and you instantly give that smile of recognition before realizing you actually just know her body really well and exactly when and in which films she can be seen writhing around in fake intercourse. This has happened to me more than once, memorably with some girl from "The Naked Detective," (she played the maid) and once from this girl named Alexander something, I can't remember the name of her movie only that she was in the third in the franchise and it was about a blind rich guy who played games with people FOR AMUSEMENT (she was disgusted/turned on). Both lapdances were memorable!
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                Everything about him is shit but especially his watch. NT by Quétinbec 06/03/2008, 2:07am PDT NEW
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                        Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Sadakichi Hartmann 06/03/2008, 11:05pm PDT NEW
                            Fucking lame. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 9:37am PDT NEW
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                                    You are lame and your faggot watch is lame. 'NUFF SAID! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/04/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
                                        This watch cost more than your car (that's who I am and you're nothing). O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/04/2008, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You can make excuses for the rest, but it's not hard to buy a good looking a by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:00am PDT NEW
                        INC hooked me up with a good faker by Ray of Light 06/03/2008, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                            Ray already answered for me by I need clarification 06/03/2008, 11:55pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Ray already answered for me by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 2:02am PDT NEW
                                    I should have known it would be something tiresome like age by I need clarification 06/05/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
                                        Who holidays in Brisbane? This is a working man's town. by Quétinbec 06/06/2008, 8:48pm PDT NEW
                                            We were stuck on some horrible island and Brisbane sounded like a better time by I need clarification 06/06/2008, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                                                It has great strip clubs. by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                    The laws vary by location. $5 is comparable to the $20/song western standard NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 1:18am PDT NEW
                                                        Very often with no fondling allowed =( NT by Zseni? 06/07/2008, 1:56am PDT NEW
                                                            Fondling allowed in Ontario, Quebec +they will mouth your weiner thru your pants NT by Ray of Light 06/07/2008, 2:11am PDT NEW
                                                                I can touch eight girls for the price of your two. Brisbane remains the champion by Quétinbec 06/07/2008, 7:06am PDT NEW
                                                                    Your theory by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                A friend said in Vegas this year there was copious tit/ass squeezing. Uncnfrmd. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                    If you have to go to Vegas for tits just head to Asia with the rest of the NT by unlayable loser Limeys 06/07/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Working people in North America often go to Vegas for tradeshows and gambling. NT by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Exactly! Who flies thousands of miles just for fondling? NT by Loser Limeys, that's who 06/07/2008, 9:44pm PDT NEW
                                                                                'Winners' stay at home and fuck their neighbour. American ‘Girl Next Door’ sites NT by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:46am PDT NEW
                                                                    I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/08/2008, 5:45am PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/08/2008, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: I have been talking with people. by I need clarification 06/09/2008, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: I have been talking with people. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2008, 1:36am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 2:26am PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: I have been talking with people. by Quétinbec 06/09/2008, 3:27am PDT NEW
                                                                                    Other views by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        I don't want to be a prude and get made fun of... by Fullofkittens 06/09/2008, 4:50pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Sounds like an awesome bachelor party! Next time bring Bachelor Machine guns. NT by Fussbett 06/09/2008, 6:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Please relate this story in greater detail. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/09/2008, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Qt3ers are amazing. You've assembled quite the userbase, Mr. Chick NT by Souffle of Pain 06/09/2008, 5:41pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            AAAAAAAAAAAA *puts gun in mouth* NT by Tom Chick 06/09/2008, 6:43pm PDT NEW
                        What excuses?! by Fussbett 06/03/2008, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                            Uh, maybe you didn't see that it's also a pic of my car, brosef? NT by Hells yeah, y'all! 06/04/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                            Re: What excuses?! by Quétinbec 06/05/2008, 1:56am PDT NEW
                        People with jobs (ohh) don't need watches because clocks are in computers. NT by Fullofkittens 06/04/2008, 6:07am PDT NEW
 
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