Caltrops - Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2

Forum Overview :: Dr. Dan Buroker, M.D.'s Team Fortress 2

Analysis of what's needed by Ray of Light 05/12/2008, 11:28pm PDT

I compiled the needed accomplishments between Worm, Kred, the Cables and me. The number in parens is how many colluders it will take to get each thing (I've assumed you can kill the same guy twice in one uber).

Everyone needs:

(8) Play in a game with 7 or more players from your friends list.
(5) Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single UberCharge on a Soldier.
(4) Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single UberCharge on a Scout.
(4) Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single UberCharge on a Demoman.
(2) Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy Spies who have been calling for 'Medic!'.
(2) UberCharge ten of your Steam Community Friends.
(2) Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.

4 people need:

(6) Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
(5) Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single UberCharge on a Pyro.
(3) UberCharge 2 teammates at once.
(3) Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
(3) Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
(3) Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
(3) Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
(2) Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
(2) Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw.
(2) Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having your UberCharge ready, but undeployed.
(2) Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an UberCharge on him.
(2) Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
(2) Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
(2) Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
(2) Accumulate 1 million total heal points.

3 people need:

(3) Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an UberCharged teammate.
(3) Assist a Heavy in killing 20 enemies, where neither of you die.
(2) In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
(2) Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.

2 people need:

(3) Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentrygun while it's under enemy fire.
(3) Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
(3) Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single UberCharge on a Heavy.
(2) Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
(2) Deploy an UberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

One person needs:

(6) Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
(3) Deploy an UberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
(2) Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
(2) Have an UberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.

If you'd like to post your own list of needs and you have perl installed, go like this:

Windows:

get http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/.../stats/TF2 | perl -nle "print if (/\bach\w+Open\b/ .. /^\s*.h6/ and s/^.*?h6.(.*)..h6.*/$1/)"

Linux or OSX:

GET http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/.../stats/TF2 | perl -nle 'print if (/\bach\w+Open\b/ .. /^\s*.h6/ and s/^.*?h6.(.*)..h6.*/$1/)'

View your homepage in steam to get the URL.

It's time to twink for TF2 achievements. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2008, 10:43pm PDT NEW

Analysis of what's needed by Ray of Light 05/12/2008, 11:28pm PDT NEW

I mix up names sometimes so correct me if im wrong, but is there a one of by bombMexico 05/13/2008, 12:54am PDT NEW

It is indeed work, not only in the game but even being twinked. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 1:05am PDT NEW

Tried to join in on the fun of twinking someones brains out or getting twinked by bombMexico 05/23/2008, 12:44am PDT NEW

some of them aren't too hard to get, the rest would be impossible NT by Grumah 05/23/2008, 1:05am PDT NEW

But they all sound like how other websites think we sound by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 1:42am PDT NEW

Confidential to b. Mexico, South Tejas by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2008, 1:43am PDT NEW

*tears off shirt, flexes menacingly* by bombMexico 05/14/2008, 6:16pm PDT NEW

I hear this is the second sexiest thread on this tiny website NT by viewPost&pid=80028 05/14/2008, 9:37pm PDT NEW

>:( NT by Mean GENE 05/15/2008, 11:54am PDT NEW

Also let's complain about the achievements. >:O But seriously, there are some pr by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2008, 11:35pm PDT NEW

3 engineer buildings would be great by Ethan Steele 05/13/2008, 7:56am PDT NEW

time = team fuuuuuuck NT by Ethan Steele 05/13/2008, 7:57am PDT NEW

TEAM FUCK NT by RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 05/13/2008, 10:43am PDT NEW

They're my faves :3 NT by Ethan Steele 05/13/2008, 3:55pm PDT NEW

caltrops.nuclearfallout.net:27015 NT by pw: nt 05/13/2008, 5:32am PDT NEW

YO HOMES ARE YOU FOR REALS. So do we try this later tonight then? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 7:30am PDT NEW

Yes NT by 48 hour trial period 05/13/2008, 8:30am PDT NEW

Oh. Well we better do this tonight then. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:35am PDT NEW

Well I'm going to be working tonight. ~_~ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 12:16am PDT NEW

Maybe you need to explain to your boss exactly what an Ubersaw is. NT by Worm 05/14/2008, 6:00am PDT NEW

/waggle eyebrows NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/14/2008, 9:53am PDT NEW

^^^ New goal: tonight around 8pm Eastern NT by 7pm Caltrops&Mountain ^^^ 05/14/2008, 8:15am PDT NEW

joh is sleeping and I lost a lot of progress on gta4 NT by Grumah 05/14/2008, 6:38pm PDT NEW

This was Jhoh's idea! by Ray of Light 05/14/2008, 9:15pm PDT NEW

Server not responding, I didn't even test it until now, guess it's too late. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 10:33pm PDT NEW

That host kind of sucks by 7pm Caltrops&Mountain ^^^ 05/15/2008, 12:16am PDT NEW

Never mind we did it. :3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/15/2008, 12:17am PDT NEW