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I didn't want to get into the particulars of technique by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 11:19pm PDT
Suffice it to say that the flushable wipe is the coup de grace. The main effort remains, as always, with the Cottonelle double ply aloe TP. Of course, that may be unworkable for people with actual ass problems other than being obsessive about hygiene in strange ways.

Bonus: for survival situations the hospital "basinless bath towels" are the peak of the genre. Overkill for mere shitting and not flushable in any way, but surprisingly cost effective when showers are not an option if you buy them by the box. I still preferred wet ones antibacterial scented for feet, because despite being much harder on your skin they create the illusion of cleanliness when you've been wearing the same socks for a while much more effectively.

This concludes my uncomfortably extensive presentation on the subject.
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Renting a Snake by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 9:52pm PDT NEW
    You know they specifically make flushable baby wipes, right? by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 10:05pm PDT NEW
        take this kind of shit to that other forum NT by you freaks with craggy anuses 05/08/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
        Yahoo Answers people don't like those either +PLUS+ how I came to have a car by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 10:37pm PDT NEW
            I didn't want to get into the particulars of technique by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                WTF you guys, too lazy to moisten your own paper towels? NT by Or just in too much of a rush? 05/09/2008, 12:50am PDT NEW
                    Wet paper towels are not the same thing by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 7:33am PDT NEW
                        No no no! by Dr. Mischief 05/09/2008, 7:40am PDT NEW
                            First the Austrian Dungeon Master, and now Ray's shitstorms. NT by Disgusted Caltrops Audience 05/09/2008, 8:42am PDT NEW
                                No, my shitstorms came first. by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 10:08am PDT NEW
                            Multiple flushes are essential. One for waste, another for TP, plus one for each by paper towel OR baby wipe. 05/09/2008, 11:48am PDT NEW
                                YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS *lights up flamethrower* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                                Ultimately, it comes down to waiting until one of my toilets breaks enough by Lizard_King 05/09/2008, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                                    We have one of these at work. by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                        It's a delicate balance by Lizard_King 05/09/2008, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    I'm just impressed it wasn't a Ray post about building your own drain snake... by Fussbett 05/08/2008, 10:32pm PDT NEW
        Re: I'm just impressed it wasn't a Ray post about building your own drain snake. by Choson 05/09/2008, 12:23am PDT NEW
        Everything was still covered in shit by the end, so, status quo for Ray NT by Entropy Stew 05/09/2008, 10:55am PDT NEW
    Remind me some time to tell you about "biofilm." NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2008, 11:02pm PDT NEW
        I'm more confused than ever! by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 7:38am PDT NEW
            Agreed. FullofKittens, the time is right to tell us about "biofilm." NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 02/07/2011, 9:55pm PST NEW
    BULBED!!! NT by FABIO 05/08/2008, 11:07pm PDT NEW
    Re: Renting a Snake by Gbeezy 07/11/2013, 10:31pm PDT NEW
 
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