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Re: EVE by Motherhead 04/23/2008, 11:06am PDT
FABIO wrote:

The appeal of EVE is that it's all about killing other people and making them cry. Unlike a lot of other RPGs, having better stuff and a higher level doesn't make you invincible against weaker people. In EVE, some ship/euipment that's about 10-30% better costs 100 times as much, so you and some friends in your relatively cheap ships can blow up a sockshitter's fancy toy that costs the equivalent of $100-$2000 of real life money (there is an official system in place for people to buy monthly passes then sell them for in-game money). You listen to them cry, steal their shit that shat in socks for 100 hours to get, and sell it to other sockshitters for enough money to keep yourself in the black for months using stuff that's 90% as good as what sockshitters pay for.



But there are so many problems with EVE that it's just not worth it to most people.

The learning curve is ridiculous, 60% of the mechanics are never explained in game.

All NPC content is ridiculously tedious, and the tutorial gives the impression to new people that doing missions, THE most tedious out all the tedious content, is the best way to go.

Mining is a boring and complete waste of time to the point that the only people who do it are chinese gold farmers and macro scripts.


All of this shit is true. There is even MORE spastic gay unmentioned.

FABIO wrote:

The engine bogs down with lag whenever there are more than 20 people in the same spot. In big fights of 50 and up it becomes completely unplayable.


Eh, more on this below

FABIO wrote:

The art direction is horrible.


Hilariously so.

FABIO wrote:

You're staring at black 98% of the time. All those promo videos of beautiful lasers and explosions are a complete lie; nobody ever sees that in-game. All combat is fought at the max zoomed out level where everything is an icon because otherwise everything runs at 1 fps. For all practical purposes it might as well be a text-based game. If nothing else WoW is very pretty to look at and if there's anything Blizzard can do well it's making colorful attractive environments that run well on most computers. Meanwhile EVE figures that the way to go is having everything run in 2000x resolution with more and more detailed lighting effects and ship skins for stuff that nobody looks at anyway while leaving everything else totally black and the whole thing runs like a slideshow.


Okay, this is where you smack into the twin walls of being broke and believe sockshitters.

No I never looked at black 98% of the time. With decent hardware (mid grade video card, dual core CPU) ratting and missions with 50+ objects on screen (excluding blooms and particle effects, the only graphic elements they get right consistently) look fantastic. The scaling back to icon views and massive lag occurs during fleet battles. Fleet battles are the WoW equivalent of raid guilds will every bit of the faggotry that comes with it (as noted. "Titans" are ships that take months and the equivalent of many thousands of hours of grinding to produce, pure cocksuckery). I've never gotten near the 100+ vs 100+ ship fleet battles that are all over youtube because I am unwilling to treat any fucking game like a horrible primary vocation. PvP in 0.0 space with a reasonable group (5-20) of faggot pals vs the same Is the norm and, yes, you will get to see all that bling they put out in their trailers.

Most people stumble into Eve looking for a space sim and are daunted by the spreadsheets you have to master to make sense of mid level play. You might get sucked into the challenge of that aspect for a while before realizing that it was never what you signed up for, and kill your account. You have to be a special kind of asshole to subject yourself to 5 hours a night of the worst kind of space opera role-play horseshit that nerds in megacorps thrive on while forever staring at what amounts to ground controller radar.
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BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT by Nerdshoe 04/21/2008, 8:50pm PDT NEW
    The Nerd Nasal Cadence and the Gay Lisp: Can a linguist tell me why this happens NT by Fussbett 04/21/2008, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT PEATH NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/21/2008, 9:50pm PDT NEW
    eeeeeeeeeeve NT by Grumah 04/21/2008, 11:08pm PDT NEW
    I gave eve online a chance to warm my heart.... by reading this mspaint comic by Grumah 04/21/2008, 11:56pm PDT NEW
        EVE by FABIO 04/23/2008, 5:42am PDT NEW
            lies by FABIO 04/23/2008, 5:49am PDT NEW
                oops, fixed by FABIO 04/23/2008, 5:54am PDT NEW
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            Re: EVE by Motherhead 04/23/2008, 11:06am PDT NEW
                Re: EVE by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/23/2008, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                Do caltrops people still play this? by FABIO 04/23/2008, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                    I got the urge to just a couple of days ago and re-registered. by Fortinbras 04/23/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I got the urge to just a couple of days ago and re-registered. by FABIO 04/24/2008, 8:20am PDT NEW
                    I have an account and 1.5 kids :( by Motherhead 04/23/2008, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                        So does the .5 kid just sorta hop around? NT by Thalidomide Maker 04/23/2008, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                            Haha, no. by Motherhead 04/23/2008, 10:17pm PDT NEW
                                DID HE JUST SAY CUM DRUNK? NT by Norm Macdonald 04/23/2008, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                                    No, I think he said "become drunk." NT by Artie Lange 04/23/2008, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                        You have an account, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/23/2008, 9:30pm PDT NEW
            Ah NT by so that's what sock-shitting is abo 04/23/2008, 2:29pm PDT NEW
                It's from the comic about wow you better have seen. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/23/2008, 2:34pm PDT NEW
 
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