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by oh my fucking eyes 04/09/2008, 8:05pm PDT |
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The post game wrap up covers a lot of ground and is less painful than digging through the thread. Let's take a look at an old favorite:
Bill Heroine of Equality edition Dungsroman wrote:
The final outcome of the journey, despite all the tragedy, loss and hardship that defined it, was something of a watershed event in Athryn’s life. Having made her peace with Hanzii, they agreed to continue their partnership in the shipping trade, albeit while living quite separate lives. Now a wealthy woman of her own means, Athryn was no longer beholden to the meddling interests of her father the Duke, This gave her free reign to fit and fashion her ship as she chose, and gain an even more valuable bit of freedom. Emboldened by events which had unfolded by adventure’s end, she decided she really did have a distinct taste for sea life -- beyond that of merely sleeping on the poop deck. Having paid top dollar to repair and refurbish the Threequarter, Captain Athryn deliberately chose her new crew of men from the Netherlands, having learned firsthand of Dutch strength, bravery and above all, tolerance. This captaincy was still all done off the books, mind you, times being what they are. Thus, when the crew takes aboard cargo or is busily offloading into port, the First Mate strikes the captain’s colors. However, once at sea, all know who is truly mistress and commander.
And of course
BDR is awesome wrote:
Ms. Sirena Doolittle, born in the tenement districts of London, was a former kitchen maid in the service of Duke Garoun of Loupana, father to Athryn and in-law to Captain Hanzii. A lucky girl to have landed a position such as she did in the house of a nobleman, many have said it was due more to her looks than her ability to make tea. She had been, after all, from the blossom of her womanhood known for her extraordinary beauty, and was affectionately called by the lads and male servants of the house by the nickname "Siren." However, while most of these boys had the decency not to lay a hand upon her, this could not be said of the lecherous Duke himself, who clearly had eyes on the girl from the time of her employ at age 15. Athryn, who was at home wintering with her family not long after Siren began her servitude, noticed the fearful glances exchanged between them and decided to rescue the girl, giving her a job aboard ship as personal maidservant to herself and her husband. There she served faithfully these past four years, with nary a thought to giving in to the attentions of any man…that is, until just before the events leading up to the taking on of a certain Romanian nobleman’s cargo. Now, with the mistake of her first lover and the horrors of these terrible days behind her, Siren was still in a sort of shock. Having vast sums of gold thrust upon her did not help to calm matters. Knowing nothing of business or investment, she once again required the kindness of those around her to assist her out of her troubled state – which came, ironically, once again through the patronage of Athryn. Allowed to continue onboard Athryn's ship, Siren worked as Athryn's personal assistant. Growing out of her little shell and learning true independence, within six months time she had become Ms. Sirena, a grown woman of means, ready to embark upon her own adventure. Having learned Dutch from working amongst the crew, she set up her own now successful business in the bustling port city of Amsterdam – a restaurant and coffee shop (tea also served and recommended). She kept contacts with Hanzii, Athryn, LSB, Tankero and Claycw for more than just personal reasons, for their businesses provided her restaurant with an amazing variety of flavors and dishes, in her success was largely owed.
I would parse them, but this sucks to read even once. At least now we know who is truly mistress and commander. |
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Ain't no'ne of yous can handle dis by oh my fucking eyes 04/09/2008, 12:22am PDT 
FUUUUUUUUUUCK by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 2:01am PDT 
*wink* you know...*licks lips lasciviously* by oh my fucking eyes 04/09/2008, 7:40am PDT 
How DID he handle the females in his game. :( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 1:41pm PDT 
Maybe someone who did could give us the gist of it? by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2008, 2:30pm PDT 
ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS I WANT TO THROW UP NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 6:36pm PDT 
I'm glad you asked by oh my fucking eyes 04/09/2008, 8:05pm PDT 
O god, THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 10:04pm PDT 
But look what Bill has to work with by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/09/2008, 11:17pm PDT 
Force my hand. by oh my fucking eyes 04/10/2008, 12:02am PDT 
Re: Force my hand. by Ice Cream Jonsey (not really) 04/10/2008, 1:09am PDT 
Exhibit C by oh my fucking eyes 04/10/2008, 3:13pm PDT 
Re: Exhibit C by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2008, 3:36pm PDT 
Jerry Whorebach = Eddie Murphy? NT by Nancy Chick = lady w/o a ride home 04/10/2008, 3:58pm PDT 
This is probably a bad time, but fucking eyes isn't me. by Zsenitan 04/10/2008, 4:06pm PDT 
Oh. Well, that's embarrassing. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2008, 4:32pm PDT 
Please don't follow the normal Caltrops protocol for hiding your shame. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2008, 4:37pm PDT 
I'll be posting as the Circus Fun Clown until this blows over NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2008, 5:13pm PDT 
It's never blowing over. by oh my fucking eyes 04/10/2008, 9:44pm PDT 
PISS GUZZLING NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 10:00pm PDT 
Is he taking the piss (lol) out of Japs or Native Americans? I can't EVEN tell. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 10:04pm PDT 
Whoever it's coming out of, we know what he's going to do with it. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 10:07pm PDT 
It's hard to remember that he once came up with one of the best angryman rants by Fortinbras 04/10/2008, 10:21pm PDT 
I wasn't talking about BDR, but maybe I should have been? NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 10:34pm PDT 
Look at him using ^______________________^ like some sort of retard NT by I need clarification 04/10/2008, 10:09pm PDT 
It's retarded and not funny. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 10:11pm PDT 
Re: But look what Bill has to work with by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/10/2008, 1:04am PDT 
Re: But look what Bill has to work with by Quétinbec 04/11/2008, 12:23am PDT 
COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Mischief Maker 04/11/2008, 10:22am PDT 
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