Forum Overview :: Dead Trees

WWIII will be fought over Alberta. Canada will, of course, remain neutral. by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2008, 1:52pm PDT The burden will fall on those honest, God-fearing, truck-driving rednecks of Northern Alberta to defend our oilsands from Soviet depredation, even without the support of our traitorous, low-key prime minister. Or so says Tom Clancy, the world's foremost expert on whoring out the name Tom Clancy, in his new novel, Tom Clancy's EndWar (by David Michaels). This reporter would be downright livid, if only he weren't such a milquetoast fellow. I, for one, am not going to stand for this! I say we go back to calling them French fries in protest! Who's with me? (*crickets*)

WWIII will be fought over Alberta. Canada will, of course, remain neutral. by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2008, 1:52pm PDT     WOOOOOOOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES (and maple syrup) NT by Fortinbras 03/23/2008, 2:39pm PDT     I, for one, am thrilled. by mark 04/04/2008, 2:27pm PDT